They're a newlywed couple.....

abagelToday at 10:20 PM

I study you, your bare, slender form laying on the asphalt of...wherever we are. Your delicate but shapely shoulders, full round breasts just interrupted by auburn locks hanging freely, your bare tummy and thighs, your precious womanhood and your luxurious legs on the concrete. And then- there's the sound of a crowd. I realize exactly where we are before you've begun to grasp it. It's hard not to. I'm looking at a screen over your shoulder. And....it seems we are the stars of the show. New York City, downtown- you're naked!- in Times Square!

ENF-loverToday at 10:23 PM

Once that starry-eyed look fades from my eyes I glance around as I notice the noise. Suddenly it all comes to a stop. I look around and see where we are. Everyone and thing has come to a stop to look at us. The recently dead and now for some reason back Avenger. And the naked one right smack in the middle of Times Square. Times ... S-Square ... TIMES SQUARE!!!!!!!

I jump up to my feet looking around in utter panic. So confused and afraid that my hands are out in front of me like I'm about to catch something!

abagelToday at 10:29 PM

You don't catch anything but breeze and a million stares on your openly jiggling bare chest. Your pink nipples stand at attention. You feel the gritty concrete under your bare toes. You hear whistling over your shoulder and comments about your cute behind. I step forward. "Wanda.....Wanda, breathe. We can figure this one out. It's hardly the worst you've been th-" "Holy hell it's a naked chick!" "Is that an Avenger!" "I've seen her on my tv!" "She's naked!" "-not a thing on her body, I swear, she's just a naked lady-" I put a hand on your bare shoulder, which should comfort you but does remind you of your total nudity. "Naked!" "Wanda!" "Naked! Wanda!"

ENF-loverToday at 10:34 PM

I panic. Full-on terrified humiliation fueled panic. I throw both my hands over my ears only exposing more of myself. "No no no no no no no no no no no nonnononononononononononnono!!!!" I say. This ... this is beyond words. Beyond embarrassing. Every single person at time square is seeing me naked. the television screens above change to a live broadcast, and there I am on them. Full HD unfiltered total nudity! Going everywhere for the whole world to see! I press my hands against my ears harder, still hearing the voices even though I've drowned them out. "Wanda ... naked. Wanda Naked ... Wanda naked ... wanda naked ... wanda naked wanda naked wanda naked ... wandanakedwandanakedwandanakedwandanakedWANDANAKEDWANDANAKEDWADANAKDWANDANAKED!

NO!!!!!! No I can fix this! Just like I fixed you. "I can fix it ... I can fix it ..." I start to say as I summon my powers from within. All of the strength and energy I can muster. Rather than trying to travel to a different reality this time ... I focus on changing this one ... I know I can do it ... I CAN do it ....

abagelToday at 10:41 PM

And then- just like that- the very fabric of realness explodes into fragmentary pieces, buzzing and vibrating in a perceptual soup. You feel it around your body, somehow remaining whole.....but do not see me through the haze. Suddenly, in this darkness, you feel it begin to collapse on you again, and a red glow lights up the landscape. It appears as if you are floating above an endless expanse of black dunes. When you set down on them, underfoot it feels hard and full of static and vibration. You can't help but stoop down to touch it in the stark, dim red light. It feels like- an old television screen?! What is this place? And then that feeling lifts into the air like sand cast into the wind. You feel the static buzzing around your neck, your back, your belly. It rubs against a nipple errantly at one point, which makes you squeak. And then.....the color drains away and you feel yourself fall- no, sucked into- a deep pit. It clicks shut, like a door. You land in....what feels like a moving car. And when you open your eyes......it seems too bright.....too washed out- until you realize the world you are traversing seems to have lost it's color. "Gah! uh.....wh-what?!" I nearly run the moving car into a curb. "What's happening Wanda?! Are you alright?" Before you can answer, a strange fanfare perks up in the background as we head over a hill into an idyllic suburban neighborhood. And it's not coming from the radio.

Oh, A newlywed couple just moved to town

a husband and his unclothed wife!

Of course she's still trying to keep covered up!

NakedWanda!

She’s a magical gal who gets caught in the buff!

He’s a hubby who can't catch a break!

Will she ever be safe from her nude escapades?

Or exposed forever, on your tv screen?

NakedWanda!

ENF-loverToday at 10:43 PM

I look around nervously and confused ... well ... it worked. Just maybe not quite what I expected is all. I look down to see that I'm wearing some pretty simple and plain, if not LONG out of date, clothing. I look around as we drive, seemingly not of our own will, to a pretty typical looking 50's, I think, suburban house. "Uh ... th-that's ... odd ... but it's kind of cute," I say smiling and beaming once again. My accent gone.(edited)

abagelToday at 10:48 PM

I'm still reeling. "Wanda....is this? Wanda, I'm saying this because I love you, be careful, you're-" I feel something wash over me. And then I don't. What was I thinking? Never mind that, my newlywed wife (you!) and I have some moving in to do! I pull the car into the driveway. "Home sweet home, Wanda dear." I stop the car, and step out. I put one hand over my eyes to block out the sun while I appraise our house. It's the first time you notice that I'm not made of machine. I look.....like you. Human. I'm wearing a nice business casual outfit.

ENF-loverToday at 10:50 PM

My mouth drops with a big smile as I step out of the car to join you. "Wow ... my, you're looking handsome dear ..." I say as I wrap one arm around your waist. "It's perfect isn't it? Even better than I dreamed of ..."

abagelToday at 10:59 PM

I turn to my beautiful wife and I spontaneously reach under your knees and pull you up into my arms. "Dreams have nothing on you, my dear." I look at the doorway. "I haven't yet carried you over the threshold my darling. Now's as good a time as any." I hold you in my strong arms and stride forward, once, twice.....and then you feel yourself drop, unexpectedly. Onto the cold, hard porch. You feel it a little more than you should, and when you look down......you see pale, white skin. Paler than usual, given the new setting. You've never seen your body like this, but it's clear! You're outside the house, and your dress, shoes, and every other accessory- they're on the inside!

ENF-loverToday at 11:01 PM

I freak out. No no no no no no NOT LIKE THIS!!!! I quickly bolt to my feet and try to door handle only to find it locked. I start pounding on the door. "V-Vison ... o-open the door! I'm ... I'm actually naked out here!" No no no this isn't happening ... WE LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE!!!!"

abagelToday at 11:07 PM

The door doesn't budge, and you scamper back and forth barefoot and buck naked in front of the door. Your new hair cut still manages to tickle your neck and bare shoulders just a bit as you look this way and that trying to figure out what to do, big eyes darting around. And then you realize you have your naked rear end stuck out behind you. Suddenly, there's a cough. "Ahem....Howdy Neighbor!"

ENF-loverToday at 11:09 PM

MY face would turn bright flush ... if there were any color. I quickly spin around and step behind one of the large privacy bushes we have so conveniently planted in front of the house. I try to look as normal as possible, but I'm still freaking out. "Y-yes ... ho-howdy neighbor ... h-how are ... y-you?"

abagelToday at 11:16 PM

A woman with a shoulder-length haircut and jet black hair, a sharp nose, and bright eyes stands on the other side of of the bushes. She looks down at the ground then back up. "I see you two are settling in already! How precious!" You feel very nude indeed, and you can feel the leaves brushing up against your breasts and nipples, your belly and your thighs. The morning dew tickles your skin. The grass underfoot also reminds you of the fact that you are introducing yourself to your new neighbor completely in your birthday suit. She doesn't seem to notice. "I just thought I'd pop on over and say hello! I'm Agnes! It pays to know people in these parts, and you two seem like an interesting bunch if you don't mind me saying! Oh, but of course you don't!"

ENF-loverToday at 11:21 PM

I put on the best fake smile I can as I give her a shy little finger wave. "Wh-why hello Agnes ... I'm Wanda ... m-my husband Vision is around here somewhere ... we're more than happy to be moving into such a lovely neighborhood ..." I say feeling so incredibly exposed. Was I really talking to this woman ... naked!? I can feel the morning sun warmly basking my bare skin, the cool shade covering other bits, even though the bush, tiny bits of sunlight warm small parts of my body! From out of the corner of my eye I see ... no no nononononono! It's a paper boy riding his bike this way!!!!!

abagelToday at 11:25 PM

He glances over and raises an eyebrow....then continues on his way. That's even stranger than everything else! He didn't seem to even care! Agnes prods you on your bare shoulder. "Where are you two from? That's an interesting dress, I'll say! No sleeves?" She cranes her neck, sizing you up. Then she looks at the ground. "Oh dear, you should run inside and grab some shoes.....you'll catch a cold, poor thing." She looks like she has an idea. "You know, if it isn't asking too much, maybe I could come in and join you for a cup of tea! It would warm us both right up I suppose!"

ENF-loverToday at 11:29 PM

"Y-yes ... m-my dress is different it's uh ... a new European design! Yes that's it! It was my wedding gift from my husband. Speaking of which he's probably inside already. We still have to finish unpacking. Oh that's right!" I say snapping my fingers in a frustrated manner. "Darn it ... our whole kitchen is still packed away, I would love to have you in for tea Agnes ... but I'm afraid if I did we'd have to be drinking from our hands!" I say hoping to send her away ... only to hear ... w-was that a laugh track?

abagelToday at 11:32 PM

You have to question your sanity for a moment, but it seems to have faded away. "Oh...well if tea isn't on the menu....I always have some hot gossip!" She makes a waving gesture and laughs a little at herself. "I'll be right next door if you two need me! Hope you enjoy our cozy little neighborhood!" She starts to walk away, and when you think she's gone you make a break back for the door. And then you hear her again. "Oh my....you didn't tell me it was a backless dress! Very European indeed!"

ENF-loverToday at 11:35 PM

I freeze in place not moving. "Y-yes ... yes it's quite lovely thank you!" I say as I glance over my shoulder blushing deep. Then once she turns around again I bolt for the door. Rather than waiting for you, I use my powers to unbolt the latch from the inside before rushing in and slamming the door closed behind me. My hands resting calmly at my sides.

abagelToday at 11:38 PM

The inside is.....well it is quite cozy. Gorgeous really. Just as you would have wanted....Hmmm. But then you realize you are still one hundred percent naked. I'm lying on the ground, dazed and still looking human. "Y-yes dear!? I was just figuring out the lock, it's some newfangled sort of-" I look up. "Oh? Is it the honeymoon already?" I smile then fall back onto the floor, eyes closed. laugh track

ENF-loverToday at 11:50 PM

I look at you dumbfounded, before my face softens and takes on a ... different look. I then smirk as I run over to you and climb into your arms. "Why yes dear ... yes it is ..." I say as I plant a soft kiss on your lips. A vase on the shelf concealing my nudity as the camera pulls ou and all fades to black ...

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