The Episode Proceeds

In Westview, New Jersey things don't always go as planned, but with positivity and a can do attitude you can still walk down the street with your head held high. However for Wanda that might not be the best idea. Wanda stood frozen, butt naked on Maple Street, with mouth ajar, arm outstretched, and wet body glistening in the sunlight. Her eyes were locked on her neighbor Agnes's minivan speeding away with both her family and her towel. Only when the van finally disappeared over the horizon did Wanda snap back to reality.

"aaaaaa," Wanda gasped as she moved her outstretched arm to cover her breasts as her knees, instinctively, bumped together. She looked around wildly, checking if anyone was nearby to see her. Seeing the coast was clear she looked back in the direction the minivan went, hoping by some miracle it would come back. It did not. Wanda released a high-pitched whimper before placing her free hand over her lady parts and streaking back to her front door.

That was NOT suppose to happen.

Wanda climbed up onto her front porch grabbed the door knob and turned. The knob didn't move. Wanda's eye widened as she grabbed the door knob with both hands and used all of her weight to try and **** it open, but the door didn't budge. It was official Wanda Maximoff was locked out, wet and naked. In desperation, Wanda knocked the door a few times hoping someone would answer, even though she knew the house was empty. When of course no one answered, she released another high-pitched whimper then looked back at the road to make sure no one was there. As her eyes wanders she spotted the porch pillar to her right. Wanda slowly moved her arms back to her privates as she tip toed over to the pillar. When she arrived, she through her arms around the pillar and cowered behind it. Although she was grateful for the cover, it only hide her bare essentials. Her legs, arms and hips were completely exposed. Not to mention a far bit of side boob was sticking out as she pressed her massive breasts against the cold pillar. Wanda surveyed the area as she racked her brain to find a way into her own house.

This wasn't in the script. What am I suppose to eeeeep.

Wanda shrank behind the pillar as a car passed by her house.

I have to remember what show this was from. It's the only way I'll be able to get back inside.

Suddenly Wanda spotted a potted plant right next the the pillar. It was a pot of Geraniums, a leafy plant just tall enough to cover her privates. Wanda grabs the plant and presses it against her bare body. After taking one more look to make sure the coast was clear Wanda stepped off her porch and began crab walking towards the side of the house. It was an odd way to move but in insured no potential passers by would get an eyeful of her well-rounded backside.

Ok. I think I remember, this the women makes her way to the side door to get back inside.

Wanda crab walked all the way around her house until she made it to the side door. She rushed up the steps to the side door, tries it, but it ends up being locked too. She mouths 'No' to herself, face covered in humiliation.

Alright what did the women do next, what did she do?

Wanda looked over and saw a window right next to the door. Thinking its worth a shot she placed the potted plant on the side porch and leaned over precariously to try and **** the window open.

This isn't going to work. Damn it what am I going to do, if I have to stay out here much longer someone going to see me. hopefully this will be one of those episodes everyone forgets about otherwise everyone in the neighborhood will think of me as the Naked Housewife. Wait a minute. Housewife? That's ittttttt!

Wanda's hands slipped sending her falling into the bushes below the window. She laid there on her back for a minute humiliated before spontaneously sitting back up.

"**** HOUSEWIVES," She screamed before slapping her hands on her mouth and laying back down in the scrubs hoping no one heard her.

I remember now. This scenario is from **** Housewives. Pietro used to watch it whenever our parents weren't home, especially this episode. Ha, I guess now I know why. Susan gets locked out naked after a fight with her ex-husband and she's saved after getting discovered by her love interest Mike. All I have to do is wait here and Vis will come and find me, and he'll phase us both back into the privacy of our own home.

Wanda giggled to herself in excitement. Expecting Vision to show up any second she decided to struck an sexy pose for her beloved husband. Wanda rolled onto her side and crossed her legs and put on great big smile and waited for vision to show up. She waited. and waited. and waited. After 10 minutes of waiting Wanda got concerned.

Why is this taking so long. It happened immediately in the show. Of course in the show Mike wasn't the one to drive off. And Susan and Mark weren't married yet. And mike didn't take. the kids. camping. for the weekend.

Wanda began to worry the scenario might be glitched. After all she didn't know how this whole thing worked anyway.

Well something has to happen, the whole town can't be stalled like th-

"Hello," a voice yelled.

Wanda froze. She knew that voice. That was Westview's friendly delivery man Dennis.

"I've got a package for the Maximoffs," Dennis yelled, "anyone home."

Wanda heard the sound of feet of grass. Dennis was coming her way.

No no no no. Dennis is Mike. No way. I can't let anyone but my husband see me like this.

Wanda tried to reset the reality but it wasn't working. She was too panicked to focus her power.

"Hey any Maximoffs hanging out in the backyard," Dennis said in jest. inching closer to Wanda's position.

If I follow the script I'll be able to get back inside, but he'll see me. ALL of me.

Wanda frantically looked around trying to find a solution.

I could go off script and run, but who knows when I'll be able to get back inside.

Dennis was right around the corner. Wanda had to make a decision now.