Start building a power base

"I think I'm going to establish myself as the power behind all thrones. Ruling humanity directly would probably be a huge pain in the ass; I'll let the current power blocks hold their positions in public for the time being, as long as they all recognize me as their true sovereign."

Isabel nodded. "That sounds wise. You're going through a lot of changes, as a species and as a person and as a person who is a species. How do you plan to go about this?"

"Slow and steady, I think. Turning on one individual at a time to the true nature of things." You pause, and look at Isabel curiously. "Now you did understand I'm running this place like a porno, right?"

Isabel smirked. "I did understand that, and no, I won't judge you for whatever you're thinking. Go on, tell me."

"Well, from now on, everyone I my jizz touches will realize that I am the rightful leader of humanity, and that they owe me their loyalty and obedience as a matter of fundamental moral principle, regardless of their personal feelings. I'm going to fuck humanity into submission."

"Oh, excellent," said Tina. "I was afraid you'd try something boring and practical."

"Me? Never!"

"Who are you going to start your new recruitment campaign with?"