Some random fucker in who knows where, how would I know?

Your eyes feel like lead as you crack them open from a particularly deep slumber. You gaze at your alarm clock and sigh internally, you woke up thirty minutes earlier than you needed to. You can't go fall asleep again, but in an alternate timeline you're still dating powergirl in a dream. You give yourself a minute to prepare mentally before you toss aside the blanket and get up. You yawn and waddle to the bathroom, pulling up your boxers a bit.

The sound of your golden shower cascading into the toilet bowl does a little to rouse you, but you're really woken up when you pull aside the shower curtain and happen to notice a thirteen inch pink dildo has replaced your shower head.