She's....European!

abagelYesterday at 11:12 PM

The last thing you hear as the door shuts behind you and your cute bare bottom is Norm's exclamation of "Holy moly, is that your wife?!" "W-well, yes, she is a-" I get that far before you hear Mr. Hart start chewing me out in the living room. Mrs. Hart attempts to placate him all the way to no avail. "Now, now...." shouting and grumbling- "Come here, take a deep breath"- grumbling and shouting. My own higher pitch trying to talk him down. You can't help but feel a pang of guilt.....along with the embarrassing realization that an older couple and my work colleagues just saw your total birthday suit! You feel the tile flooring under your soles and the door against your buttocks and bare back, the air on your boobs and tummy, and realize- you're still in your birthday suit! Jiggling out in the open! Then you hear something that makes you realize you still have more work to do. "And you call that a meal?! where's the meat?! where's the gravy?!"(edited)

ENF-loverYesterday at 11:18 PM

No no no no no no this isn't happening!!!!!!! That heart on the calendar.... was supposed to mean our anniversary!!!!!! Not dinner with the office! How could things have gone so wrong!?! "V-Vison!!! I shout moving to hide behind the kitchen island. Get in here!"

abagelYesterday at 11:22 PM

You feel another new, strange sensation, this time being the island's hardwood and ceramic against your tummy and boobs. Your butt rests on your heels. The door opens, a little too wide. I stumble in, answering Mr. Hart's feverish rants over my shoulder. "Y-yes sir!" "Certainly!" "Of course, I'd never think that!" "Oh, we'll try! haha!" I lean over the counter, then my eyes bulge. "N-n.....Wanda- dear, you're.....you're totally nude!" I look over my shoulder. "You should really get dressed, honey. I don't know how long I can-" The door opens. It's Norm. "H-hey there Vision, old buddy, old pal! Just making sure you don't need any help-"

ENF-loverYesterday at 11:24 PM

"GET OUT!!!" I shout a coffee cup flying across the room barely missing him, forcing him to retreat into the living room. Thankfully (sort of) he was too busy staring at me .. because I didn't throw it ... I used my powers!

"V-Vison .... why are all of these people here on our anniversary?" I ask through gritted teeth. Surprisingly ... it made me look a little cute ...

abagelYesterday at 11:28 PM

You weren't exactly lacking in the cute department as it was. Stark naked in just your skin, trembling from head to toe with wide doe eyes in our kitchen, searching for new intruders to throw things at before they got a glimpse of your lady bits. "Our- our anniv- Oh...." I smile weakly. "That....explains a few things....." I phase through the island to kneel next to you. You look quite alluring like this, but I try to keep my circuits firing at full potential. "Wanda....the Heart wasn't a Heart....it was for Hart! An abbreviation!"

ENF-loverYesterday at 11:31 PM

"Vison?! you can fly and walk through kitchen islands I can throw coffee cups with my mind! Who needs to abbreviate?!" I ask in disbelief. All of this ... because you couldn't write "Boss Dinner" on the calendar or tell me what was actually happening?!

I stand up and snap my fingers. Wearing some nice, but simple formal wear. A plain and simple skirt and a black and red striped blouse. "There ... m-maybe they won't mention ... what they saw?"

abagelYesterday at 11:35 PM

I look at your new ensemble. "Well...it's a start." I kiss you on the forehead. "And you do look lovely darling. I'll try to talk him down." I make a heart with my hands. "An abbreviation. See, I do have much affection for you, but I'm really talking about-" I notice your glare. "Right. Crisis averted now. Make up later. Oh boy." I turn to the door and step back out, bracing as Hart turns back on me with more grumbling, shouting, and very stern looks. Herb is across the room from the doorway, sees you, and winks again. Then, as if to double down, he waves.

ENF-loverYesterday at 11:41 PM

With no one else looking, I flip him off. I then realize ... there's a house full of people! And not enough food for them all! I quickly use my powers to open up the fridge, cabinets, and all of the drawers. Of course ... there's no food at all. I sigh realizing I'm going to have to make a multi-course meal ... out of thin air. It's a good thing I can manipulate reality!

abagelYesterday at 11:48 PM

It goes well for a few minutes of course, before you hear a new racket from the next room. "With what?! When?! Damnit, Why?!" "No no no, this doesn't make sense at all, she ran in there...." "Awfully suspicious, Vision!" You don't know what you're hearing exactly until I move closer to the sliding shutters between the kitchen and living room. "Well, what can I say, we have it all handled! Little misunderstanding, you know how anniversaries can be, right Mr. Hart-" "Don't involve me in your shenanigans." "N-Norm?" "Anniversar- of course Vision!" "See, Norm gets it!" "I'm still confused about-" "No one cares about that, Phillip!" Then under his breath. "Or was it Parker?" Are they....talking about you? Still?! And your complete and total- you look down even as you float ingredients through the air. Oh no. Oh no no no. "That's it, I'm opening that door!" "I really think you ought to sit down sir, relax a little-" "Wife! Go check the shutters..." "Well ok darling...." you hear Mrs. Hart shuffle over to the shutters! And she's certainly not expecting you fully dressed magicking food around the room! She's expecting you.....oh god.

ENF-loverYesterday at 11:53 PM

I hear her approaching, and the same thought runs through my mind. I don't want to be naked but ... oh no! I look around panicking before I have a crazy idea. I snap my fingers again, my clothes disappearing and I wince and blush the deepest I have yet. I rush to the fridge and dive behind the open the door. All of the pots, pans and utensils falling to the ground with a deafening clang. I then stand behind the fridge door as the shudders open. My nudity is now hidden.

"Oh hello everyone!" I say with a beaming smile and a blushing face. "Just putting the final touches on dinner ..."

January 31, 2021

abagelToday at 12:01 AM

From your bare shoulders and bare feet on the floor it is obvious that you are still nude. For some reason I'm holding a ukulele and it falls to the floor with a thump. I cock my head. "She-she's?!" They all look at you, questioning. You're starting to feel quite chilly with the fridge opened right in front of your tits and pussy and everything in between. This is the worst! Mrs Hart holds out her hands. "Alright, now that that's settled let's...." Mr. Hart barges over in front of the open shutters, seemingly devoid of any kind of non-clinical interest in your nudity. He is merely 100% irate. You quietly wonder if he has any other setting besides annoyance. "Vision! Right here, now!" I scurry over. "Y-yes?!" "WHY is your WIFE cooking my five-star-dinner in the buff?! Why are you so incompetent?! Why do I have to ask you these questions in the first place?!" I stutter at first. "She's um....she's.....you're....." my eyes twinkle. I think I've got it. "She's uh, European!" I look around. "Eh! European, that's it, didn't I mention!" Everyone looks around. "I mean... I guess?" "European?" "But why is she n-" I shush Pedro. "It's tradition my friends! We don't want to make her feel out of place, do we?!"