SHIELD gets used to the new May

This couldn't be happening.

This could not be happening.

It had all been a bit of a blur. One moment she'd been explaining her inexplicable situation to Coulson and trying desperately to maintain her modesty with her arms in front of him, the next...

Practicality. Focus on practicality.

From that standpoint this at least made sense. By all metrics it seemed like she was stuck like this indefinitely; she'd have to report to Fitz and Simmons at some point to see what they could work out, but regardless any kind of solution would take a while, so in the mean time there was this.

Even for SHIELD, this was weird territory. Nudity was not something they dealt with particularly regularly, so there was no question that a naked woman hanging around was going to draw attention.

Especially when said naked woman was the toned Melinda May, who'd trained a decent fraction of people on the base at least once, most more. Her firm ass, her modest but rounded bronze tits, nipples small dark peaks, and her toned abdomen leading down to even her bare slit, all theoretically on display.

They couldn't afford agents being distracted, and they couldn't dress her, and they couldn't take her out of action. All together that left only one option.

And it was an option she couldn't argue against, not on any real grounds. It was embarrassing, it was humiliating, but it was necessary as far as SHIELD went.

They had to get used to the sight. And that meant-

"I'm sure everyone here's seen some weird stuff on the job, right?" Coulson said. He always managed to seem approachable. "This is just another part of that. I want everyone to be professional about this, but in the interests of avoiding surprises down the line, Agent May."

May swallowed, and had to **** herself to walk into the room.

The room filled with every single one of her colleagues, or at least all the ones unable to be recalled. She didn't even want to think about how she'd have to expose herself to them too later.

She could barely comprehend how this was happening.

Coulson went on about the situation May was in, how they hoped to solve it, but how this- fuck, how this might end up being a common sight around here.

She couldn't even keep her arms crossed. She had them to her side, countless fellow agents of SHIELD, men and women alike, getting a good long look at her chest, at her pussy, at every inch of skin private or not, seeing more of their CO than they'd ever expected to see.

"Turn around, May," Coulson said absently. Then addressing the crowd; "You're all going to have to get used to this new situation. I don't want any of you to be distracted by staring when you're in the field, so now you don't have any excuse to be surprised by this."

She tried desperately to school her expression as she turned on the spot. It was barely a relief to look away from the crowd because that only meant they were now getting to see her ass.

Daisy, Yo-Yo, Mack... All those that had glimpsed her at the meeting now knew what was going on, and they hadn't looked away for a second. And all the people she'd passed in the hallway, and everyone on top of that...

She swallowed she she completed her turn and found herself once more facing all the people witnessing her exposure.