Rules lawyering.

"I could make all women lesbians..." Josie thought. "No, that would screw over the guys that are left. Plus there's the whole extinction thing."

"All women are bisexual" she typed, and then paused, her finger poised over the "confirm" button. "All women" included her now, and she didn't want to be attracted to guys. She deleted "all" and replaced it with "most."

"No, this is how I got in trouble in the first place," Josie muttered. Odds were this would still include him. Her. Whatever.

She deleted the command and started over. "All women are lesbian or bisexual." No... still no way of knowing which group he'd end up in. She. Dammit.

"All women are sexually attracted to other women." There. That wouldn't replace any rules about women being attracted to men. Now all the straight women would become bisexual, and all the bisexuals and lesbians would stay the same.

Josie nodded firmly and entered the command