Rules about cheating

I had some fun as I typed the following:

"If a man catches his wife or girlfriend cheating on him, he is allowed to publicly humiliate her for one week."

"All women enjoy a good, hard spanking during foreplay."

"All women love the feel of hot, sticky cum on their faces."

"A hard slap on the ass is a pefectly acceptable way to greet a woman from behind, and a long french kiss and feel of a woman's tits is an acceptable way to greet a woman from the front."

"All women love giving oral sex."

"Single, unnattached women must wear a large pink and purple bow on their clothes to symbolize they are not attached."

"It is considered extremely rude for a single, unattached woman to refuse a man's sexual advances."

"Wives and girlfriends' first duties are to sexually saftisy their husbands or boyfriends."