Reality strikes back.

Josh decided it was time to leave them alone. After all there were a lot of blonde women around to have fun with and a lot more rules to invent or screw up with.

He ran to his place to get dressed and picked some jeans, shoes, a blazer, his wallet and keys before getting out.

He walked to the elevator and when the door opened he was welcomed by a wall of flesh. Mrs Buick the old woman who lived above his apartment was getting down to walk her poodle. She was 60 years old and morbidly obese but here she stood, her naked body taking most of the space inside of the small elevator. She too remembered Josh, was a blonde.

Josh entered the elevator trying not to touch her and looking at her boobs sagging well past her navel on her huge belly. Of course with touching naked women a normal occurrence she went to huge him.

"Hi Josh! So still single? You should really assert yourself more. I am sure that with your assets you could pick any girl you want, their boyfriends wouldn't have a chance. " she said while she crushed her small dog between her huge body and Josh.

Josh saw that she was unshaven and was glad he could only see hair under her belly. He realized that he made a mistake, all blondes would be naked all the time, even those he wouldn't want to see.

He got his phone out of his pocket and tried to modify the rule but realized through a pop-up that once changed once an user couldn't alter a rule further. Josh started to panic. He had added rules without thoughts, sure of his omnipotence.

All he hoped was that woman in his rule would had least prevent kids to be naked, especially with the rule about touching. He couldn't change the rule but still he could write a new one to clarify.

Women can only have blonde hair once 18 and their hair will turn black if they're older than 55 or weight more than 180 pounds.

As soon as he pressed enter Mrs Buick was a brunette wearing a very ugly dress. Josh was relieved but he had now to think of what he did with all the rules he changed.

His dad, a few of his friends and many people he knew of were born before the 10th of the month and would now sport very little dicks. A lot of couples he knew would have changed because of the challenge rule and anyone could get head from a girl at anytime as long as she was naked.

But first he was hungry and looking at three naked waitresses at the nearby dinner would be a perfect way to think of good ways to alter reality.