It was Lisbon

All the women looked around nervously, but Lisbon's cheeks were turning red the fastest and she soon became the focus of attention.

"Boss?" Van Pelt smiled.

"What if I ordered you to give me your pants?" Lisbon said.

"No chance, I'd like to keep mine in one piece."

"It happens to the best of us." Prentiss shrugged.

"Can... can we focus on the case?" Lisbon stammered. "You said the commissioner's daughter was stripped?"

"Yes, they're taking it as a warning." Van Pelt looked around for a moment, "I had a file, I put it on your desk..."

"Here-" Lisbon stood and turned to her desk, forgetting momentarily about the rip in her jeans and exposing a large portion of pink floral underwear between the split seam of her trousers.

"Nice underwear, boss."

Turning more scarlet in the face, Lisbon sat down and passed Van Pelt the folder from her desk, which the redhead opened.

"After the commissioner's daughter, there's talk of what likely targets would be next, the mayor's daughter is getting police protection, she's nineteen and according to all reports stunning."

"Is there any reason to believe this is going to be a pattern and not just coincidence who the latest girl was?" JJ asked.

"We have to assume." Van Pelt replied.

"So, Agent Jareau, you and Van Pelt work out what to tell those reporters." Lisbon instructed. "Agent Prentiss, you're with me."

"Where are we going?"

"Down to the locker room to find some new pants."

"Great idea."

The women rose, and Prentiss followed Lisbon's floral behind out the door and down the corridor, both of them trying to use their hands to cover as much of their underwear as they could.

Lisbon pushed open a door, and Prentiss blinked in sudden sunlight.

"Why are we outside?" she exclaimed, looking round and realising they were not just outside, but that the CBU headquarters had disappeared. She was standing on hot dusty ground, in the shade of a rocky cliff, with a small suburban neighbourhood in view a little way away. Turning to the side, Prentiss saw Lisbon next to her, completely nude. As the other woman turned, she looked at Prentiss and gasped, although Prentiss had a feeling she knew what had happened, the feel of the ground under her bare feet had already alerted her.