Rick and Amelia, Father-Daughter Bonding

You are Rick. Around your daughter Amelia’s 12th birthday, your wife had been hypothesizing that she was gay. You were neutral through the whole thing, but she was practically obsessed over it.

A few weeks after Amelia’s 19th birthday, your wife wakes you up in the middle of the night and shushes you before pointing to the wall behind the headboard.

You could hear a muffled slapping coupled with an even softer moaning. The look on her face reminds you of two things; Her theory was that Amy was a lesbian, and her best friend Karen was spending the night.

You didn’t really care, you just wanted to get more sleep.

The next morning, she was handing you a tiny pink pill.

“Uh honey, what is this?” You ask.