Of course not!

She held it together admirably for a long few seconds, shock freezing her in place.

Her team was seeing her naked! It didn't matter how stoic she usually was, inside May was panicking. Where the hell were her clothes?!

"Raincheck," she said after a moment. "I'll be back in a minute."

She had spare clothes in her room. The challenge was in getting there without breaking into an undignified sprint like a college girl who got dared into it. And with getting out of the briefing room.

The exit was on the far side of the table, which meant she had to briskly walk past all those faces. Being seated they were essentially eye level with her exposed ass; she could feel their eyes on it as tangibly as if she'd reached out and slapped it.

No, don't squeal, you're better than that.

Remarkably keeping her expression schooled, even as she reached the door and by doing so was not only showing her team what their CO's ass looked like but also preparing to go out to the main base, May opened the door.

She pushed the handle down with one hand, but used a foot to swing it open more fully so that she didn't flash herself to everyone outside.

Then it was just a matter of going through the corridor. The corridor full of SHIELD agents who knew her and, she liked to think, looked up to her.

Briskly, May started walking. She was sure not to make eye contact with anyone, sure to try and not look as thoroughly embarassed as she felt.

Still, a traitorous heat rose in her cheeks despite her best efforts as she passed people. She tried to keep her pace quick, minimising the time she spent out there, but it was still far too long.

She avoided conversation, hurried past anyone whose gaze lingered on her, and all the while tried not to whimper at the fact she had no good way of covering up her ass. Despite her best efforts everyone was seeing some of her exposed form.

The moment she saw her room, May half-ran the final few steps, swiftly getting inside. She refused to look around to see who'd caught her; don't look panicked, don't look embarassed.

As soon as the door was shut though, she let herself give a sigh of relief. At least it was over, now she just had to never mention it again.

May opened her wardrobe. She chose one of her usual colourless, professional looking outfits, preparing to put it on-

And no sooner had she pulled up her panties than did they vanish again, wiped out of existence like it was nothing. May stared.

No, no...

She tried with another pair; the same happened.

No, no, no, please no...

She grabbed a bulky jacket out of desperation, slipping it over each arm. Before she could even try to do it up, the whole mass vanished into nothing. At that, Melinda did let out an uncharacteristic, instinctive yelp.

She was stuck like this!