Romantic relationships are generally between two people.

Anna had gotten tired of being single and really wanted to date someone. However, she'd been attracted to a lot of different guys lately, and she'd gotten several offers, but she couldn't decide between them. She couldn't settle on just one type of man she wanted. So when she saw the rule, she grinned evilly and changed it to

• Romantic relationships are generally between two people, except Asian American women always have at least three super cute guys

Anna laughed, then added

• ...who are totally devoted to them.

"Oh my god," said Anna, "this is a great app. It must be some kind of stress relief thing, where you think of what's bothering you and pretend to change it."

She hit the button to publish the rule, then turned back to her computer. She had a ton of work to do, and her boss expected all the bugs to be worked out before-

Another beep came from her phone. She found a message from "Kevin" and looked at it.

"Hi Honey! I just wanted to see what everyone wants for dinner tonight. Don't get home too late."

"Honey?" thought Anna. "Who's this weirdo?"

There was another beep and another message. This time from "Charles".

"On my way home. Do you need me to pick up some cat food? I forgot to check if we were low."

"What the hell?!" said Anna. She looked around and smiled nervously at the people confused by her outburst. On a hunch, she checked her phone. It was filled with pictures of four guys. Four really cute guys, often posing with Anna and each other, even though she didn't remember any of these pictures.

"Holy crap," said Anna, this time ignoring the looks from the other cubicles. "It actually works. So that means I could change *more* rules."