For his sake? It better have.

I get a delicious eyeful of Ahab's recently freed penis, and the thing is barely even an inch and a half long, it was hopefully under the effect of shrinkage from the cold pool water, and my up close and personal view of it made me start **** up under the water, this guy sure was lucky he had abs. Upon resurfacing, I can't help laughing hysterically once again, and give my associate Natalie the "He's totally naked, and his cock is tiny" sign we prepared a couple days ago in the event that her gorgeous crush had a less than impressive cock.

Still unaware of his sudden nudity, the oblivious hunk swims the few feet over to me while I'm taking the goggles off my eyes, unknowingly flashing his bubble butt to the infatuated manager and at least three other women, he expresses to me his excitement over the water park, "Whoa, can you believe this place Ming Zhao? I mean, I work here, but I still can't believe how crazy that water slide was!"

"Yeah, I suspect that slide may have been significantly crazier than you give it credit for, Ahab, after all..." I say with a sly grin on my face, pointing a finger at the man's bare crotch, he follows the line from my perfectly manicured hand, down to his small, hairless penis, his cheeks flush red and his breath catches hard, which is when Natalie sneaks up from behind and effortlessly lifts the embarrassed hottie above the surface of the pool, exposing his puny, shrunken dick to all the giggling, swimsuit-clad women surrounding him.

Ahab squirms around in his comely manager's powerful arms to try and free himself, and the musclebound lady only manages to keep a hold of her sexy crush for a few enthralling seconds, because the moment Natalie sees what the guy is packing between his toned legs, she doubles over in laughter, dropping him like a stone, back under the surface.

The other women with us smile impishly, and circle around Ahab like sharks smelling blood in the water, knowing in their hearts and minds that they would do anything to get another good look at the naked guy in front of them.

But... what humiliation do I have in store for Ahab next?