Water slide!

The three of us are waiting for our turn at the top platform of the tallest water slide at the hotel, an 80' monstrosity with twisting tubes that snarl around for a trip that would leave your head spinning, I would almost be shocked if the trunks Ahab had on lasted until he reached the bottom.

As we step up to the entrance Natalie and I take a moment to appreciate the way the sexy little man's shorts hug his bubble butt, and as he shoves himself into the tube, I cast my gaze over to the pool at the bottom, smiling, now that I notice the dozen or so women playing there, as unaware of the upcoming show as Ahab.

The absolutely ripped manager and I giggle like schoolgirls and throw ourselves down the chute after him. Going through the slide I'm thinking two things, 1: a naked man will be waiting for us at the end, and, 2: this ride isn't as intense as I was expecting.

After being dropped into the large body of chlorinated water, laughing with glee, I dive under the surface, and sneak over to where Ahab was treading. It turns out I got here just in time, as I can see the stitches of the oblivious hunk's shorts vanishing, exposing tantalizing narrow views of his smooth bare hips. I lick my lips as the panels that made up his swimsuit slowly drift away from Ahab's tight body, revealing to me the sensual curve of the man's unbelievably hot ass, and leaving him totally naked in the middle of a pool full of women who were already checking him out.

Natalie was going to worship the ground I walked on for years!

Swimming as fast as I possibly could, I reach the other side of him just before running out of breath, my eyes go wide and I nearly inhale pool water as I finally reach the prize I've been working toward all day, the sexy, sexy boy's clean shaven penis!

But...