Jack explains

Josh could almost see Jack's grin over the line. "Do you want me to tell the whole story sir?"

"Just the main points."

"Well," Jack began, "a few months ago, China and an alliance of Eastern Bloc countries refused to join the Global Empire, with fears of you being, as they said, a sex-crazed dictator bent on destroying morality with your depravity."

Josh chuckled. "Sounded like they just wanted to keep their economic control." He snapped his mouth shut once he heard what he said. There it goes again, knowing things he didn't remember ever learning. Josh wondered... could it be--

"Exactly!" Jack interrupted his thought. "Nothing you would do would ever change that, but they weren't convinced. So they sent in their young prodigy foreign minister..." Jack's sentence broke down into laughter. "Well, I won't tell you what you did with her hot little ass in your office."

Josh was thinking it's good to be emperor.

"And with her convinced so was China. Really sir, did you call up to remember the good times?"

"Something like that, Jack. Say, do me a favor."

"Of course."

"Find out some info on Yuki Tachibana, she works in the call center. I'm having her over for dinner tonight."

"Mmmhmm," Jack uttered approvingly. "Ah here she is. I'm sending the information to your phone. Not bad, Josh, not bad."

Josh's phone buzzed and he looked down to see his fantasized Japanese woman staring back at him. Her bio filled an email which he resolved to check later.

"I'm looking forward to it," Josh said into the phone.

"Oh I'm sure. Your limo is ready by the way, it's at the south entrance of the mall."

Right! Limo! Josh almost forgot. "Thanks, Jack. You have a good time now with your sister."

"I will." Josh clicked the phone off and began to head to the exit, but the sounds of sex filled his ears. The mall still had sexual greetings all around him, and surely the limo could wait. He was Ruler of the World after all...