Portals and Pussies , Oh My!

*AU for the end of Thor : The Dark World*

This was it.

If there was ever a time to get cracking, this was it.

Pandemonium everywhere. Things were just-disappearing- and coming back and disappearing and who knows for how long! These anomalies were getting out of control.

Ian and Darcy ran as fast as they could as the world fell into chaos arond them.

Whatever Thor was doing, he better do it fast!

Darcy smoothed her dark bangs beneath her knit hat and continued to run for cover.

Selvig had said that they could help, by manipulating the anomalies with these metal rods.

Ian and her had done their best, and she was looking at Ian and-

It was a stressful time, okay?

Without thinking about the danger, Darcy threw herself at her intern, grabbed his face, and planted her lips full on against his. And he reciprocated

And how exhilarating it was!

The world tumbled around them as they embraced. First they were here, then they were there.

Darcy relished every moment of her selfish move, and every touch of his hands on her-

WOAH WOAH WOAH

wait just a damn second!

That was her butt he was touching! That was okay, Darcy supposed with a smirk.

NO! It was not okay, because-

because-

but she loved the feel of his touch, and it was everywhere, and there was a little tongue-

"Darcy! It's over! Darcy?! Ian? Wait, what!?!?"

Darcy didn't care.

Of course, at first she didn't.

"DARCY! WHAT IN THE WORLD!"

That was Jane!

Darcy broke the kiss, pushing Ian off, and looked down

Two bare breasts rested on her confused intern's sweater.

She could feel his jeans against her bare legs and hips, the fray of them entwined between her toes.

And she screamed.

Darcy cared, thank you very much.

She pushed Ian away, took another look down and saw a cute tummy, and just below that she saw

well wouldn't you know, it was her bare pussy!

Darcy squealed and threw two hands on her most private spot, letting her arms cover her rather hard nipples.

WHY WERE THEY STILL HARD?

Ian tried his best not to stare at his new beau's VERY cute bottom, and doing the gentlemanly thing, removed his shirt, placing it over Darcy's bare shoulders and onto her body

when it instantly fell to the ground, twenty feet to the left.

Darcy shifted on her bare feet, shivering.

Ian just held the naked girl, unsure of what to do.

Suddenly there were footsteps everywhere. A crowd had come to see what was going on.

And that's when Darcy decided to have a very good cry.

Tears streamed down her face, dripping onto her nude form.

What was she going to do?!?