OH, HEEELL YES!

You strike, biting this dumb ass halfling on the butt cheek and her body goes gray and cold, spraying a few bits of treasure around one of which nearly conks you on the noggin, and what a first level sorceress is doing with a large bronze shield in her inventory you will never know, but you feel the RUSH of XP enter your body and a little window pops open before you:

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Evolution Choice: Venomous Or Constrictor?
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You click one and feel your body morph and shift, which is very painful but fortunately you cannot scream.

You realize you are not a Garden Snake any more, you have become a different species, and think sadly of Trisha, who you had hoped against hope would join you in intelligence one day so the two of you could mate again, but that dream is now forever beyond reach. ~Well, let's see what this level up has brought me?~ You think, and look up your character screen.