Constrictor

Your character screen opens and you look at what it says:

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Corn Snake

Level: 0 -> 1
HP: 5/5
MP: 0/0

Attacks

Melee Attack: 1 -> 2
Melee Damage: 1 -> 1-2
Ranged Attack: 0
Ranged Damage: 0

Stats:

STR: 1
AGG: 3
ACC: 3

Strengths:

None

Weakness:

Cold

Special Abilities:

Constrict: You can wrap your body around small targets and crush them to **** with your muscles.
You can wrap your body around any target weighing less than you do and inflict the Entangled and Grappled conditions.
While ether of these conditions persist you inflict (Your Strength) automatic points of damage every second.
You can constrict larger targets by targeting **** areas, but they do not become Entangled.
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~Well, this sucks!~ You think to yourself. You not only have to close with your target but put yourself in a prime position for their allies to attack you, and now that you looked at yourself you were only about two feet long and an inch across at your widest point. ~Smaller targets indeed!~ You think in irritation. ~What am I supposed to do? Kill a Giant Rat?~ You think, frustrated. For a minute you wonder if the 'Venomous' option would have sucked this bad, but then you sigh. ~That's not what I picked, I picked 'Constrictor', better make the most of it.~