Making the order

Your mother puts the phone down and sits back to look over a few things in her little book. "Okay...I'm going to place our order. I think I'll get the usual for myself and Fiona..."

Fiona interrupts. "Remember the ankle cuffs I wanted."

Your mother looks unimpressed. "Fine...but you know Elsie and I don't really like that stuff."

"Well Cousin Chloe does and besides..." She looks at you. "...we've got another member of the inner circle now."

"Okay okay." Your mother says. "Elsie I'm going to order you the next size up for your condoms. My little girl sure is growing up. And you're sure you don't want anything else?"

Elsie shakes her head. "Nope, that's good for me. Though I sure could use a new video card..."

"Enough about the damn video card. Okay then...lots of lube of course, maybe a bit more now." She is writing stuff down. "And Jesse, I'll get you a few boxes of condoms mmmm, just regular size...never had to order those before...and make sure you use them young man! No knocking up your sisters! That's a rule!" She continues. "Okay, expedited delivery, should be here tomorrow. Do you want anything else Jesse? Fleshlight? Butt plug? Maybe some of your own custom fit panties? I know a good place."

"Butt plug??? Panties???" You sputter, you couldn't believe how blunt she was being.

Your mother looks at you. "Well yeah. You're one of us now sweetie. We're all adults here, we can speak freely. I figured you might want the plug to get yourself ready for us. I would suggest it really." Her eyes go distant for a moment. "God...I remember reaming your Dad's sweet ass..." She shakes her head and returns to the moment. "Sorry. And the panties...well...considering what Fiona caught you doing...I just figured you had a thing about that. It's all good sweetie, we're all kinky bitches in this family."