MILF

You notice a couple of bottle of basic pills and reach out quickly before any one can see you. Just before your hand closes around one, about half way back on the metallic shelves, you see a tipped over bottle with the word "MILF" written on it in the same pink colour as the basic.

With your father in his forties it occurs to you that if he was dating someone it would most likely be in his own age group. Or at least one closer in age than an 18 year old.

You snatch the tipped over bottle and cover it in your hands as you head to the cashier as quickly as possible.