Leave them naked in the middle of nowhere.

"Well, it figures they left me in the middle of nowhere bare ass naked as a woman, so I might as well return the favor. I suppose that's enough. It was my fault, I wasn't thinking straight, and I dosed him. I know this isn't your guys' problem.", you apologize. You let your new trucker guardian angel friends off the hook.

Whiskey jesus leans the shotgun over his shoulder, tugs on the brim of his hat and sighs, "well thank god for that." You wake up fat hippy Ted and shove a couple dozen pills down his throat. Presto change-O, he becomes a complete submissive little girl. You only wish you were evil enough to return the favor and **** them yourself, but it disgusted you too much to go through with it even if you still had a dick.

You discuss what to do next and agree that the car needs to be gotten rid of. You dress yourself in the bald man's former clothes almost as a badge of honor, say your goodbyes and get their cell numbers if you need anything. You, Whiskey Jesus, and Big Haus all part ways in separate vehicles, leaving Ted and Charlie naked, bruised, and all alone in the middle of the night.

You drive down the interstate with your teeth gritting in determination. There was still hope. There was no guarantee you were pregnant. It didn't work like that. And if you weren't, you could stand being a woman for a month on a road trip...

You pull in to the local pharmacy, and confidently step in as the automatic doors open with resolve on your face. You look like a man eater dressed in the clothes of your last victim. You buy three different kinds of pregnancy tests, lock the door of the bathroom behind you, do the deed and sit on the floor, waiting for the results...