Just Liz

You think it over carefully. Sam was a tease, yeah, but you're pretty sure that you heard a rumor about someone getting into her pants recently. Simone seemed like the type to try it, at least once, and Kay... probably.

Alicia was the easiest, really, because she had told you she had had sex only a week or two ago.

Then there was Liz, who you decided hadn't had sex yet. She had only just turned eighteen, and she wasn't going out with anyone. Of course, the real reason for it was your own wishful thinking, not wanting her to have been with another man.

"So close!" Kay says, "You only got one wrong!"

"Who?" you ask, praying it's not Liz.

"Your cousin." she says, pointing at Alicia.

"What? No, she said she had."

"I lied." she explains. "You know, I just wanted to... I wanted you to think I had."

"Time for the penalty!" Liz interrupts, before you can think about what happened. "You have to kiss everyone who's name you got wrong. That's me, Alan, and Kain."

You're not sure what world you'd have to be in where kissing Liz is a penalty instead of an award. Well, if you had thought about it before, maybe one where she was a man would have been it, but now at least, you were sure it was worth it. Still, you realized, you should say something. "Alan? But he's, I mean, she's my cousin."

"I don't make the rules, Blake." Liz says, "Just do it."

Whatever, it's not like you care that much. You're not really family, and he is pretty hot. Dammit, you mean she's pretty hot. Maybe you were right both times.

"Alright, fine." you decide to start with Liz, for obvious reasons. You walk up to her, and try to slow your pounding heart beat.

"So," she asks, "Quick peck, or do you want to do something actually fun?"

It takes you a moment to realize what is being offered.