Josh is a merciful god

Ok, Josh didn't want Kyle to be that miserable. All the guy had done wrong was being in a relationship with a girl he lusted after and be cocky enough to serve him another gorgeous girl on a silver plate hoping to get a taste of her despite not being so literally cocky. He was even rather friendly to him a few minutes ago, whatever his reasons.

"Don't worry, guy, I can lend you my appartment while you're here and I'll sleep here with the girls. I think Jill and I will move here with Trish anyway, it's much bigger and we will need space to fuck like animals."

"Thank you, bro, you're saving me! I hope we can still be friends?"

Josh smiled. He just passed a new rule on his phone while Trish was yelling at Kyle and, by the look of it, it worked perfectly well:

• When a man born in the first third of the month is dumped by his wife or girlfriend for a man whose dick is over 9 inches, he will retain no grudge over the other man nor his ex and will even do his best to stay as friendly and useful as before. He can even grow a true devotion to the guy who stole his girlfriend if he's treated well enough.

He noticed, however, that Trish didn't look impressed by his decision and was even brooding and added:

• Women dating a man whose dick is over 9 inches are always submissive toward him, obey all his orders and never question or even doubt his decision unless said decision could harm him in any way.

The blond girl's face suddenly turned into a radiant smile and she hugged him tightly. "Ho, Josh, you're so kind! That's why I love you so much."

"Among other things, I guess." remarked Jill while he was still pounding her pussy in a frantic way.