Josh didn’t think this through

Looking down expectantly, Josh waited for the inevitable swelling in his pants. His small size had always been a source of embarrassment for him. He grinned, ducking behind a wall so no one could see as he fondled his package.

Hidden from sight, he began to feel… well, nothing. He reached into his pants and shifted his junk around. Still small. Weird. He had like, totally thought he’d have a huge fuckstick- after all, he was like, totally the smartest dude around.

Anyway, this app was so weird.. he couldn’t figure any of it out… He scratched his head, thinking. Why didn’t it work? Weird. Then he had, like, a great idea!