It's Expo time!

"Alright! I'm ready!" I shouted in glee, "And I remembered my phone!"

"Take lots of pictures for me hun." Mom said while patting my back.

"Oh, I will trust me." Smirking and internally I had one of the most impressive evil laughs you'll ever hear. Though, to be fair, everything in my head sounds better than it does out loud.

Like that time Mason and I were playing Smash Bros, and I told him to cum into my mouth. As the straight male that he is, he decided it was time we stop playing. It was a slip of the tongue, but damn, he's insensitive.... Where was I? Oh, yeah, pictures. I'm going to take a bunch of those for later use.

"Nichole hurry the fuck on! What's taking you so long- Ouch!"

Mom pinched me!

"Language Sam." She scolded.

"Sorry." Not sorry, I'll get my **** on her by fapping off to that picture I took of her scratching her tits and.. Wait I didn't have my phone on me nevermind...

"I'm coming down but, I need help with my bags!" Nichole shouted from upstairs.

"Sam will help you carry your bags!" Mom shouted back.

"I will?"

"You will."

*Sigh* "I will..."

Don't complain I said to myself, go with it. Once we're at the Watchtower, it'll be a man's dream. I can't wait to meet all the heroes, mostly the ones of the female variety.

"Alright, Sis, what do you need me to carry?" He said right before a considerably large suitcase socked him in the gut.

"I told you heads up!" She said laughing.

"No, you didn't," I said gasping for air.

"I did too!" She's still laughing, what's her deal?

Doesn't matter she's not even worth it, the amount of shit I'm willing the go through just to see some super boobs in person might surprise you.

"What's even in this thing?"

"Clothes, my hair supplies, more clothes, and some makeup. Oh, and I almost forgot, more clothes."

"Why are you bringing so many clothes? It's just a one-day event."

"Did you not read the back of the page? Two lucky participants get to stay a week and bunk with one of the members of the Justice League." She said like it was obvious.

"Um, I didn't pack any clothes..."

"Oh my god really? Hahaha, If you're chosen, you'd be screwed" She started laughing again, even the sight of her tits bouncing in her tank top couldn't make him feel better. Why didn't he read the back!?

"Give me five mins; I'll throw some clothes in my backpack."

"Nichole, Sam, the cab is here!" Mom said.

"Oh looks like we're out of time, let's go!" Nichole said pulling me and both of her suitcases down the stairs...

Wait, she could have carried both of them the whole time! And now I'm shoved in the back of the cab between both of my sister's suitcases... But I don't care! I'm taking the **** in stride; I swear that as long as my name is Sam. Nothing will stop me from filling my phone with hot photos of some Justice League Babes!

If only he noticed that when his sister dragged him down the stairs, his phone fell out of his pocket. You know he really should tie a rope to that thing.

Diana was helping Barry set up the decorations to make the Watchtower look more fun than it is on a routine basis. It's typically just plain metallic walls; metal plated floors, and... Well, it's honestly just metallic everywhere except the bedrooms and the occasional potted plant.

Good thing no super villain can control metal or we'd be fucked.

"Why are we doing this again?" Barry said zooming up next to her.

"We have to make a good impression on all the people on Earth; they don't take too nicely to having a huge space station floating above them with thousands of armed cannons at the ready. Especially after what Brainiac did when he hacked into our systems, can you blame them for not wanting us here?"

"Fair point, but we have lots of enemies. You don't think they'd use this as an opportunity to take us out?"

"Well, we made sure to only send invites to people between the ages of 18 to 24. So they're all pretty young, I doubt they'll have anything against us. And even if they do we more than doubled our security systems, we'll be fine."

"I'm sorry can you repeat that again? I was setting up these decorations" He said zooming back

Diana scowled at him and walked off setting up her decorations and-

"Where'd my stuff go?"

"Heh, you snooze you lose, I set up your decorations while you were talking."

What's the point of me even doing this when we have Mr. Speedster here... Sighing she pulled out her cards and began studying what to say to the guests.

The elevator is slowly rising to the top. The anticipation is killing him. He'd be lying if he said his nerdy side wasn't coming out, I wonder who I'll see first. Will it be the bright Superman? Or the dim Batman? Or what I'm hoping for, the busty Wonderwoman. The elevator doors opened, and I couldn't help myself. The eagerness took over.

"This is going to be the best moment of my life!"

"More important than your graduation or getting married? Haha just kidding we both know those things are never going to happen! Am I right!? High-five!" Nichole said looking around for someone to high-five her.

Did she honestly believe that someone would-

*Slap*

"Haha that was a good one, you roasted him!"

Uh, what? He rubbed his eyes; it looked like someone gave her a high-five...

"Eeeeeek" Nichole yelled raising her hands up and socking me in the face, "It's The Flash!"

I got up and rubbed my face, that was an impressive unintentional punch I must admit. He looked and did see The Flash in all his red-suited glory, and to his left was. Oh, Hercules, it's her! The Woman of Wonder, Lil Willy and I had many bonding moments because of her. And now he see's her in person, hands on her hips, shooting her unreasonably large chest in our directions head held high. Oh, and Superman was to her left. I was a little bit excited to see him, but now that I saw Wonderwoman. And Big Billy is starting to reappear I couldn't care less about him. People began pulling out their cameras to take pictures and probably post on Instagram; I'd do the same thing if I were into that. But I'm not going to take a picture of the whole group. I'm taking a pic of one person in particular, and I'm going to zoom in a little bit on to a specific part the said person too....

What the Fuck! Where's my phone!? there's no way I forgot about it!

"Nichole, where's my phone!?"

She was too busy fangirling to notice, though, even if she did, she'd most definitely not offer any help. Well now I'm screwed, I mean, I can look at Wonderwoman all I want. But it'll slowly fade away from my memory no matter how hard I try. Why does the universe hate me so much, I thought I was finally getting a lucky break but nope. This whole thing is ending up to be more **** than it is a break. At least with this crowd, he can look directly into Wonderwoman's wonderful bust without getting busted.

"Alright, Alright enough pictures, please," Superman said, his voice booming and demanding silence even with his upbeat tone.

"It's an honor to have you all, and we're glad you could come all the way up here to meet us. It means a lot" Wonderwoman said, her voice sounded like a literal goddess. "We have a whole tour set up for all of you all; we'll go through each section of the Watchtower, exploring its very depts and you'll get to meet many members of the Justice League on the way!"

"And at the end!" The Flash chimed in "We'll have an open panel where you can talk to all the members personally!"

"Well, it can't get better than that" Superman said.

"Actually it can, because two of you lucky people will have a chance to stay on the tower for a whole week," Wonderwoman said matter of factly.

Oh god, I forgot about that, even though I don't have any change of clothes I want that to be me so badly! What if I get chosen!? And I bunk with Wonderwoman, would I be able to see her in her nightgown!? Does she even have a nightgown? How close would we be sleeping? What if we slept in the same bed... The mear thought of seeing more of her tits than she's already showing off is so annoyingly arousing, that Big Billy is coming out to say high. I should give him a little stroke and..

No! I can't not in front of Wonderwoman, Superman, and The Flash. I'd get kicked out in seconds if they caught me being perverted. Come on Billy work with me! Go back down! Think of Grandma's moldy back, the way it smelt, the way the flakes got stuck in my... Okay, that worked Billy has retreated, mission complete again boys, good job.

If only it were just Wonderwoman, then I could probably get away with looking. But knowing my luck-

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

"The emergency signal?" Superman said

"I'll check it out," Said The Flash as he zoomed off, or did he even leave? I couldn't tell, he's back now anyhow.

"It's in Metropolis; we should check it out, we're the fastest, Wonderwoman's slow" The Flash snickered.

"Alright, we'll be back," Superman said, and they both zoomed off

Well slap my needle and call me a basket, it's just Wonderwoman. She stood there staring at where bolted off for a couple of seconds, enough time for me to look directly at her cleavage. I could probably fit two people's faces in there; mine would definitely be one of them.

"Um, well... the show must go on," She said, "Follow me, and we shall start!"

Oh, I'd follow her ass anywhere, that spandex underwear thing she considers proper attire clamps on to her cheeks so slightly. And now that she's facing away I can look right at it with no worries, Hakuna Matata. Isn't that what they say? I'm more of a breasts guy personally, but I'm still a guy. I'll take anything sexy she throws at me. This is the best luck I've gotten so far I can't see my day getting any better, but at least I have a sweet ass to look undisturbed-

*Flash*

Dammit! The Flash is back already- wait no, that's not The Flash. It's an attractive magician looking lady, and attractive is an understatement. She has a chest that rivals Wonderwoman's, and She's pushing it up even more with that corset she has on. He slender legs are covered in a grown worthy mesh that looks just so right. The people around me started taking pictures; I would have been upset about my lack of a phone. But Big Billy is standing so proud right now he took control of half of my brain, all I could do is stare at the two woman men would fight wars over just to see naked. Fuck, I'd even join in the fight, I would lose instantly, but I'd fight none the less.

"What is this" Zatanna said?

"Uh, everyone this is Zatanna! One of the world's most powerful magic-users!" Wonderwoman said

"Oh this is that open expo thing you were doing, I told you I wouldn't be able to make it."

"Then why did you come here? We already had one interruption."

"I have a show I need to get to fast, but I found this" Zatanna said while holding out a set of earrings. "I'm not sure what exactly they are yet."

"They look like earrings to me," Nichole said in a deep voice behind my back.

Both of the drop-dead beauties looked at me with disapproving glances.

*Sigh*

"Yeah they're earrings, but I sense a strong magical aura coming off them, I'll study them when I get back from my act. In the meantime keep a hold of them."

"Alright, they are pretty cute in a way. I'll put them in the vault when we get to it; it's just past the food court we'll be there soon."

"Just keep watch of them, I feel like they're dangerous" and with that, she poofed off in a dust of magical cloud.

"Okay then," Wonderwoman said, let's hope we can do the rest of this tour interruption free! She looked down at he wast, bending forward giving us a deep view of the jugs I've been staring at for the past 30 minutes. Phone, why aren't you here when I need you most. At least Big Billy is always here for me; he deserves a nice stroke. That's when I noticed why she was bending forward so long; she doesn't have any pockets! She just gave up and pulled her underwear out and slipped the earrings in tight; it's like she forgot we were here! After seeing that jaw-dropper, Big Billy just opened his 6th eye and upgraded to Huge Hector. Maybe this day won't be so bad after all, and I wonder what other sexy babes I'll see in the food court!