Nothing Yet, Cause someone needs a bathroom break.

Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right.

Sam just gave up at this point; why try to hide it, she couldn't see his leering with her back turned. And it's not like any of the other guests was paying attention to me. They were just looking at the walls, through the windows, out into space. You know, the boring stuff. We did pass Green Lantern and Auqua Man playing air hockey. Who would have guessed that's what they did when they were bored? I guess even with Green Lanterns limitless cosmic abilities; he sometimes wants to take it old school for some classic air hockey. Everyone stopped to take pictures of course, and if I had my phone, I probably would have too... Actually, I wouldn't, now that I'm double thinking it. I can understand why the girls would be all over them, but me, I'm a man of class and Wonderwoman's ass. Speaking of ass, I could look her's forever. I can't fathom what she thought when she decided to host a tour with people my age in that outfit. But I ain't complaining, hell no. I guess I should mention those earrings she stuffed in her undies; they looked like little bumps in the otherwise smooth peach he's strutting. It somehow made this even more arousing; I didn't even think that was possible!

They moved with each step she took, and- Fuck, one of them shifted right in-between her ass cheeks! That has to be uncomfortable for her; it's uncomfortable for me if that's anything to go by. And I'm just looking! Dammit, I don't think I can handle this for much longer, Huge Hector needs release! The ladies never like Hector when he's angry, hell, I don't even like him when he's angry, he always gets me slapped! I would spend all of my life's savings to be that earring between her cheeks right now. Change that; I'd spend my life savings just to be the other earring that's not in her wonderful ass cleavage. As long as I'm touching those cheeks, I'm a happy man. I wonder what it would be like to put them on? Technically, it would be like having a pair of her ass on either side of my head; they'd probably have her godlike sent to boot!

But that magician lady said something about them being dangerous, so Wonderwoman probably won't take them out of her ass crack until she got to the vault. Then those Wonderwoman ass scented earrings would be gone forever... Jesus Christ, I need to take a bathroom break now! All this pent up sexual energy, if I don't do anything soon, Huge Hector's going to implode!

Great Hera! Putting these things in my shorts was a mistake, I think one got stuck in- Shit. I want to pull it out, scratch, or at least shift my shorts around! It doesn't hurt, her skin is unsurprisingly tough. It's just so uncomfortable; I would move it out or adjust it. But I feel like dropping it in my pants in front of the guest was a mistake on its own, And one of them in the front is staring a little bit more than I'd like.

This tour is going horribly so far, why did Clark leave me here to do this? He was the one who was supposed to guide them. I have no idea where I should even bring these people, or in what order to do it in! Okay, okay think, Hera, what would you do? Alright, I'll take these guys to the food court, let them stuff their faces. While they do that, I can drop these earrings off into the vault, and hopefully, our advanced food options will keep them busy long enough for Clark and Barry to get back. It's a plan! Let us go- Dammit! I can't walk with this earring where it is anymore I need to excuse myself to the bathroom and get this damn thing out!

"Um, excuse me, Mis! I need to go to the bathroom, like, now. Please."

"Haha yeah, it's his explosive diarrhea acting up again," Nichole said snickering.

"Yes, you can go. I'll take you there." Wonderwoman said, "Lantern!" She shouted, "Takes the rest of them to the food court I'll catch up with you momentarily."

"Follow me."

Oh, I'll follow you anywhere...

She led me to two simple looking bathroom doors, it's kind of odd how the rest of the Watchtower was big and futuristic, and here, in front of me are two completely average white bathroom doors.

"We ran low on our budget." She said before I could even ask. And walked in the woman's room swiftly.

I was going to go into the men's room, but as I said before, Huge Hector has control over me. Or at least, that my excuse for all the perverted things I do. Hector did it! Anyway. I was treated with an opportunity to spy on Wonderwoman in the bathroom, like, come on! Don't lie and say you wouldn't do that if you had the chance! I would most definitely be killed instantly if I were caught, but it's not like my life was going anywhere bright anyway let's be real here. I was invited to a futuristic space station full of the most powerful beings in the universe, and I spend the whole time lusting over Wonderwoman. I'm a sick fuck. And sick fucks do what sick fucks do. So yeah, I let Huge Hector take the lead, as I slowly opened the door to see-

Well surprisingly, it's quite large in here, the door was real deceptive. There were six stalls and, oh hell yes, Wonderwoman was in the 2nd stall. I walked up slowly to the 1st stall and slipped in, and, oh I'm going to get caught and die... At least I'd go out doing something I loved, peeping on- Wait I just realized, I don't have my phone, and the stall wall is blocking my peeping options. All I could see was her feet and, pants... She pulled down her pants! Well, I guess I didn't think this through so much, there's no right way I can peak unless I were to climb over the top and... Nope, nope, not worth it! Sorry, Hector, we're getting out of here.

*Clink*

Huh? That sounded like, It is! One of the earrings she had in her underwear! That's what she's doing in here, the earring that got stuck in her cheeks must've been bothering her, I wouldn't have guessed, to be honest. But maybe I was too busy looking at her ass sway that I never seemed to see if she was uncomfortable. Back to the earring that dropped on the floor, it's just an average pretty bland earring. I'm not even into jewelry, especially the dangerous kind that needs to be locked up in a vault. But I assume Huge Hector's mad at me for not peeking up over the stall. The thought of touching that earring that was tight against her ass, smelling the earring that was cramped in that spandex. Clipping it on would be just like having her ass cheek right next to my face. All the logical parts of my brain were telling me not to do it, she'd surely see my hand swipe down to pick it up, and I'd be killed in seconds. But Huge Hector took all control over me; I blame him for what happened!

I swiped my hand down and picked up the earring in record speed,.I just had to rub it on my face, that's what all sensible men would do in my situation. It smelled like... well it honestly smelled like everyday earrings, maybe a little bit mustier, I feel like I got my hopes too high on the smell aspect. Now to clip it on my ear and imagine it's her ass, I mean it's not like she noticed me swipe it-

"By the goddess!" She shouted

"Shit"

At least let me clip it on and imagine her ass near my face before I die. And shockingly, I had just enough time to clip said earring on as she pulled up her tights, I closed my eyes and took in a deep breath. Imagining the ass of a goddess before I died. And-

*Crash*

She kicked down the stall wall! And I felt the weight of it land on me.

Holy shit! Huge Hector ran away like a little bitch, and Lil Willy popped in to say hello. Now that Hector's gone I finally realized what I've done.

"Dammit, I'm an idiot" Were my last words before........ Nothing?

"Why are you an idiot? Because you walked into the woman's restroom? It's no big deal."

Um.

What?

I slowly opened my eyes to see me trapped underneath the stall wall, with Wonderwoman standing over me looking down. Not mad, just... well, I'm not sure. She just looked... Passive.

"What the Fuck is going on?"