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Guys hate Blowjobs?! by The_PopesSuck_Maven
There are some who believe there to be endless realities, some very much like our own. With only some minor alterations, a whole bevy of realities where Todd from accounting is a bit taller, or where everyone likes their coffee cold perhaps. This is the tale of one such universe. The universe in question may have small adjustments, but it also has at least two major alteration which are connected. In our reality, there is a natural wide-ranging preference scale of sexual preference. Some like to perform certain acts that others dislike, and there are people all over the spectrum in relation to any act. With some acts being more usual for people to prefer than others. There are always some who like even the most bizarre things and there are some acts so universal that nearly everyone enjoys them on some level. This is true for our universe, as well as the universe from our story. Yet there is this adjustment . . .you see, in this universe it is universally true that women love to give blowjobs, it the sexual act which gives them the greatest pleasure. Yet the ruler of all universes is a cruel monster, because it is also true that all males hate blowjobs. Cruel no? Yet there is one redeeming quality! There is one man, one single man to whom the second rule does not apply. One might call him our hero, thought is not yet quite certain that he is to be very heroic.
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