And so it begins

Now me being the responsible, nineteen-year-old, college student that I am. And knowing perfectly well that this could be a trap.. well fuck, of course, I'm going! I have the chance to meet the justice league! Who would say no to that? Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman and-

Oh god, I get to meet all those hot female superheroes! I always thought I was an unlucky, average, waste of space. But now, now I'm a lucky, average, waste of space. Who's going to be in the same room as some of the hottest women in the universe! And this time I'm going to have my phone on standby, just in case.

Speaking of phone, I have to call my best friend, Mason. Well, best friend 2nd to Big Billy. The paper said I could bring someone else; he's going to be so-

"Now Sam, I read the paper myself, and I was thinking."

Oh, yeah. I forgot Mom was here; I looked up from the paper at her face (stopping a second to at some cleavage).

"Since this invite is for two people, and it doesn't specify who it's for, I think it's only fair for you to share it with your sister." She said with her hands on her hips, basically daring me to question her authority.

And you know what, I'm nineteen, I'm my own man. It's times like these where I have to put my foot down and not let people like her push me around-

"Yes, Mam," I said and dashed over to Nichole's room to tell her the news.

Hopefully, after hearing she'd have to go on a trip with me out of all people, she'd pass. One thing I can count on about Nichole is how much she hates me. And for once I wouldn't mind, so Mason and I can meet Superman, Batman, and all of their sexy associates. Lil Willy is twitching in anticipation; I can't wait-

"I already heard, and I'm packing my bags," Nichole said as she popped her head out of the closet.

Mom told her first!? I'm not even that surprised; the oldest always gets the short end of the stick.

"Wait, what!? You're fine with going on this with me? Don't you have, like, some girlfriends to hang out with or something?"

"I did," She said while leaning over her bag giving me a perfect look down her top.

Dammit! The one time I leave my room without my phone. Note to self: keep phone on string for hot moments like this.

"Seriously are you surprised? This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, why wouldn't I want to go? I'd gladly deal with your annoying ass if it means I can meet the Justice League."

I wanted to keep arguing, you know. Bros before hoes, I had to fight for my best bud Mason. But I also didn't want her to get mad and somehow convince Mom to go with her instead of me. I'm not going to let the chance to see Wonderwoman's chest in person slip by, sorry bro.

"Alright fine whatever, don't expect me to carry your bags," I said while taking one last meaningful look down her shirt. Okay! I'm getting my phone now! After I give my Lil Willy some hands-on time that is...

Meanwhile in Shadowcrest, a mansion of vast mystical properties. A magician walked into her study room. Zatanna Zatara was her name, and powerful magic was her game. She poses typically as a traveling stage magician, but during one of her acts, she got an emergency call from Bruce Wayne telling her that one of his old enemies, Cheshire, has escaped. Cheshire broke out of Arkham Asylum, and Bruce was too busy to handle it himself.

He must not have had any other options if he went to her for help, and being that they were good friends, she used a spell to distract her audience while she went after one of Bruce's cronies.

She had to stop by Shadowcres to pick up her wand, she shouldn't need it for non magic enemies but you can never be too careful. Though it turned out to be It pretty easy to stop Cheshire; her martial arts were nothing compared to Zatanna's magic. But what interested Zatanna was that Cheshire was trying to keep this strange box away from her during their little fight. After Cheshire was subdued Zantanna paid a closer look at the box, it was radiating a strong magical aura.

"What's in this?" Zatanna asked as she tightened her magical hold on Cheshire.

"I'm not talking to-"

"kaepS eht hturT!" Zatanna chanted

"I stole it from a sorceress," Cheshire said monotone with glowing eyes

*Sigh* "That makes sense, this magic protection spell looks like Circe's doing, I'll need to talk to Wonderwoman about this later."

The protection spell was nothing Zatanna couldn't handle; she broke it in record time. She looked inside to see-

In her haste to see what was in the box, Cheshire broke free from Zatanna's magical grip and tackled her. She went for the box now that it was open and saw-

"Some earrings? What? Well, this was a waste-"

Zatanna blasted her with magic knocking her out.

"Please stay down this time," She said, then switched her attention back to the box "Now what do we have here?"

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

"Shit!" She muttered,

She had to get back to her performance; the spell she set to distract them was going to wear off soon. And she did stop Cheshire; so she'll send her and the box to the Watchtower for safe keeping.

"I'll figure out what's special about these earrings after I'm done with my act."

If only she kept the earrings with her, or at Shadowcrest. She didn't know this yet, but the Watchtower is the last place she'd want to bring those earrings. Well, the last place for her, and all the other females in there. But for our protagonist, it'll be the day he starts to realize, being normal has its perks.