In Singapore

Barbosa and Elizabeth Swann, on their quest to get Jack Sparrow back from the dead, had ended up in Asian. They were attempting to see captain Sao Feng. First, that meant getting through his security on his dingy port city.

Everyone was **** to remove their weapons. Then, they went to pass, but the guard stopped Elizabeth.

"Did you think just because she's a woman we would not suspect her of treachery?" The guard asked the captain.

"Well, when you put it that way..." Barbosa said. Elizabeth sighed angrily.

"Remove please." He gestured at her kimono. Elizabeth rolled her eyes and removed her Kimono, tossing it to a nearby guard. Underneath she wore a small under robe. She also had every sort of gun and bomb imaginable strapped over herself. The guard sent an accusing glance to Barbosa who smiled guiltily.

Elizabeth began removing the guns one by one. She even pulled a shocking and huge blunderbuss out of... somewhere. Everyone seemed confused by that. Now, fully disarmed Elizabeth tried to keep walking forward in her tiny under robe. Once more the guard raised his hand, gesturing her to stop. Elizabeth looked at him in confusion.

"Remove. Please." He smiled, looking down at her under robe. Elizabeth was confused, then a gasp or recognition as his meaning became clear. He wanted her to meet another pirate captain... bare ass nude?!