He plays the part and calls the girls out, then cuts a deal... (Self-Prostitution Route)

While this world was upside-down, maybe he could dare to adventure a little bit...

Just meant he had to think upside-down, too, right?

Carelessly he put back the cookie and turned to the pair.

"Hey, you." The girls stiffened, immediately piping down. "Yes," he put on a hopefully convincing sigh, "you two."

Jennifer, the brunette, finally looked back, a plastic smile on her face. "Uh-hergh. Hi, mister! Anything you needed?"

"Um," Gina riffed off her friend, "do you need some change or anything? It's always my pleasure helping out a gentleman in need. Which is exactly what we do, you know," partial laugh, "help out cute young men such as yourself..."

Josh raised a brow, and folded his arms, trying to look slightly annoyed.

"I mean, men! Men like yourself!" the black girl quickly backtracked.

"What my friend Gina here is trying to say," Jennifer suavely re-directed, "is that you look quite nice and, well, smell pretty nice, too, and have a nice, nice, a nice," the brunette drew her eyes away from his figure and sucked back up a string of drool that had started to secrete, wiping her mouth dry with the back of her hand, "...a nice heart! So that's, yeah, you know, that's not a bad thing! Matter of fact, you could smell bad and I wouldn't care, I would give you my extra change anyway, because that's what I do, I look out for the finer sex. Of course you men are better, stronger, and smarter than us women. Look at us! We're just dumb big-boobed homo-sapiens! You, you're... you're like a walking Christmas! We would never try to use you for anything, like, superficial or anything." Her voice grew more and more energetic as she tried to salvage what little sense she had left to make. "Right Gina!"

"Mm-hm," nodded her friend.

Josh blinked. Wow. Did they really think that made a good case for... anything? It took him quite some energy not to palm his forehead. Regardless of whether or not this is something normal women went through, he hoped that his fellow man wouldn't actually conjure something that ridiculous.

More likely than not, they wouldn't. The 'magic app' just kind of... turned everything into exaggerated simplifications of themselves, probably. Was it because of the way he worded it, maybe?

He'd have to look into that later.

Snapping back to reality, Josh shook his head and returned the girls' nods with a defiant stare.

"You know I heard every word you said earlier, about me." Then, in a pipsqueak imitation he continued, "'Oh, I could think of something else he could slurp on...', 'Don't tell me he's scared of a little pussy!', 'Who said you're taking him home?'"

Jennifer made a waving gesture, "HAHA, WHAT? THAT? THAT WASN'T ABOUT YOU, THAT WAS ABOUT A MOVIE WE JUST WATCHED."

"Mm-hm," nodded Gina.

"Really?"

"OF COURSE OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, A BUNCH OF CREEPS?" laughed Jennifer as she persisted waving.

Gina's neck exercise wasn't stopping either. "Mm-hm, mm-hm!"

"Why are you yelling?"

"ME? I'M NOT YELLING."

"You're talking really loud... and it's like you just put yourself on fast forward or something." Josh leaned forward, staring down at the two fit girls, who instinctively leaned backward as a diabolical streak ran through him. "Were you two about to try something on me?"

Jennfier furiously shook her head. "N-no sir," she gulped as she struggled to keep eye contact with the man, "I-I wasn't! I swear! I was raised by a man, you know! Ever since my mama left! He told me to always treat men with respect. I remember those words every time I go to s-sleep! R-right, Gina?"

An mm-hmm resonated behind her.

Josh narrowed his eyes at the girl, before finally making a display of receding back. Then he mulled, "Is that so?"

After what looked like a glimmer of relief, Jennifer beamed, nodding. "Yes! Oh definitely!"

"You know how to respect a man?" Josh continued, lips curling slightly at his machinations.

The girl clapped her feet together and bowed theatrically, but sincerely. "Jennifer Cortez, at your service!"

"Well then, Jennifer Cortez." Straightening his clothes, Josh drew the girls' attention back to him. "I appreciate a woman who knows their place. I also understand that in today's repressive society, a young lady like you probably can't help feeling a little hot and bothered. It's unfortunate. I wouldn't exactly pin the blame on us men. But certainly, we arent' helping. Am I wrong?"

Jennifer looked slightly surprised at the sudden turn of conversation. She glanced at Gina. Apparently, they were both confused. Nevertheless... "Um... no, sir, you are not... I think."

Smiling, Josh continued testily. "In that case, I'm willing to strike a deal. You were respectful enough. You have a need. So do I."

The girls looked at each other again, speculation in their eyes.

"What kind of deal?"

Gina could speak again. That was promising.

Shrugging, Josh opined, "A reasonable one. One that may help both of us out."

"Like...?" Jennifer trailed off, her face growing a little red.

"Um," Gina bit her lip.

It seemed the hints were not going over their heads.

Josh leaned forward again. "How about... 25 bucks, per person. And this dick," rubbing his cock through his pants, he noticed how both girls' eyes instantly darted downward and they simultaneously swallowed."Is all yours."

A wave of shock appeared to strike the two girls as they stood there silently for a while. Meanwhile, they didn't notice as Josh admired their smooth, staunchly exposed legs, his own genital throbbing against the fabric of his jeans, remaining incredulous at the fact that this conversation was taking place to begin with. Two pretty girls like these... thinking over a sexual proposition... which they would be laying down the money for.

He would have wondered what was going through their minds, but something told him it was not that unrelatable.

Suddenly, Gina, in a fiery wind, sucked up her lip and rolled her shoulders back, flinging her hand forward. Jennifer joined her simultaneously and they both stretched out their hands.

"Deal!!"

Josh looked on, slightly awestruck, as the two hot girls held their hands out before him.

Sweet.