He makes himself the ultimate servant

One rule stood out to Albert.

• German men are extremely submissive. They get off on serving, especially if their mistress treats them rough.

This was true, and he was glad, but perhaps it could be better. He really wanted to serve Anna better, so maybe an alteration to this rule could help. He typed in a revision.

• German men are extremely submissive. They are the ultimate servants, incredibly talented at anticipating their mistress's needs.

Albert smiled to himself, sure that this would make him a much better ****. He hit the button to publish the rule. Right as he made contact with the screen, he realized that he'd absent-mindedly left out the part about rough treatment. He seized up in panic that he'd screwed up, but it was too late.

Suddenly, his attitude felt different. He felt more calm, more relaxed and confident than he'd ever been. He didn't have much time to consider this before he heard Anna's voice through her bedroom door.

"Oh god! Charles, that's so good! Pinch my- ungh! Now lick my- craaaap! Oh! Oh god!"

Albert turned and moved quickly towards the kitchen. He grabbed an energy drink and hurried back to the hallway. He stood outside the door and listened carefully.

"Oh god! Oh god!. It's so big, so big, so BIG! Fuck, fuck, FUUUUUU-!"

Then there was silence.

Albert counted to ten, then opened the door. "Ma'am, I thought you might need this."

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Anna panted on the bed. She reached up and took the energy drink that Albert was offering. She drank it in one long gulp. "Hmmm, good. Thank you Albert."

"You're welcome, ma'am." Anna was really glad she'd made the rule about German men being such good servants. Then she noticed what was in his other hand. "Hey, why do you have my phone?"

Albert looked at it in confusion. Then he said, "I don't really know. I just had a feeling that you might want it."

"Actually, yeah. Gimme!" Anna took the phone and pulled up the Rules of the World app. She knew exactly which rule she wanted to change.