Grab bag of perversion.

He had no idea what he was actually looking at. Maybe some weird game or journal? Fuck it. He'd bite. Given his low key misogyny and lack of female company, Josh chose several rules and decided to alter them and add some more for lulz.

-Men and women are equal.

-One girl is born for every boy.

-Most women don't like the taste of cum.

-Businesswomen prefer to dress conservatively and cover skin.

-A man can't ask a female colleague to fetch the coffee for the guys.

-Human females prefer to be called women, not girls.

-Women's uniforms are designed to be practical and comfortable.

These inspired Josh to change and add on:

1-The Male-to-Female birth ratio is 1-to-20 on average.

2-Only 10% of women are of average attractiveness or lower. The other 90% are at least one standard deviation above average attractiveness if not more.

3-A man is always considered of at least average attractiveness if not more by the simple fact of having a penis regardless of his physical appearance.

4-Women experience heavy social and cultural pressure that when they interact with a male to keep him pleased sexually and otherwise.

5-A man is expected to have sex with multiple women, but multiple women dating a single man are expected to stay loyal to him at his discretion. Most men allow their woman to have sex with other men that request it.

6-Most women don't like the taste of cum, but will swallow or not at the discretion of the man they are performing oral sex on.

7-Any woman interacting with a man is obligated to perform any sexual act he requests regardless of her comfort with the act or the situation.

8-Businesswomen tend to be attractive and dress to accentuate their best sexual features.

9-If a male in her employ comments on her sexual characteristics, the businesswoman is obligated to perform a sexual favor for him at his discretion regardless of when he chooses her to perform the act, her comfort with the act, or what she is currently engaged in. The female employer will drop everything and rush to the male's location to perform the act he requested if they are in separate locations when he makes the request.

10-Public sex is legal at a male's discretion.

11-Female fashion can range from regular and work/situation appropriate clothing to nudity and anywhere in between (body paint, see-through, mesh, extremely revealing or suggestive clothing, etc).

12-Males can wear anything regardless of the location or situation and any women who notice will always try to comment on it positively. This includes male nudity or genital exposure.

13-The work uniforms of women are designed to be as skimpy and visually appealing to men as possible regardless of practicality.

14-Men are so rare and highly valued, they receive a monthly stipend that is always at least $15,000 if not multiple times more.

15-Only 10% of men have a regular job.

16-Men tend to only get jobs to work in places with attractive women.

17-90% of the time a man will get any job he applies for simply because he is a man regardless of his qualifications.

18-Nobody will ever make the man do his job, but will pay him five times more than a woman would make doing the exact same thing.

19-Nobody finds rules #14 through 18 odd and women are never resentful of them.

20-A man requesting a woman he does not know or is not in a relationship with to perform a sexual act is considered flirting and everyone present will consider this a compliment to the woman being addressed regardless of how she actually feels about it.

21-Women can offer to perform a sexual act on a man or for the man to perform a sexual act on her. Doing so is considered flirting from the woman. Whether the man requested does the act or not is always at his discretion.

22-Women tend to maintain their peak sexual attractiveness for most of their life with little effort.

23-Women do not start to lose their good looks until their mid-to-late fifties.

24-A man is allowed to speak down to, belittle, mock and insult any female and doing so is always treated as cute or charming by any other women regardless of how they actually feel about it.

25-A man is allowed to tell any female colleague he has to perform any task 'below her station' (fetching coffee, stapling papers together, making copies, getting lunch, etc.) regardless of how high she may outrank him at their place of work and she will probably do it.

26-Human females prefer to be called women, not girls. But if a male refers to them by any other term (skank, whore, cunt, slut, bitch, cum dumpster etc.) they will allow it regardless of any objections or protest they may feel.

27-Relating to rules #24 and 26, if a male insults a woman or calls her a degrading name or term, she or another female will often offer to perform a sexual act for him to help him relax regardless of how much they like or dislike the male in question.

28-Women's underwear tends to be either thongs or g-strings unless the woman forgoes underwear.

29-An attractive woman's body always stays perky, supple, nubile and firm regardless of how often she wears clothes or takes care of herself. Attractive woman do not wrinkle, sag or sunburn regardless of weather or exposure.

30-Women can offer men money for sexual acts. This is considered flirting from the woman and whether the man accepts or not is always at his discretion.

31-A male can grope, fondle, **** or otherwise engage in sexual physical contact with any woman he pleases regardless of her consent or lack thereof and beyond commenting on it or a verbal request to stop, the male will receive no negative repercussions or be physically prevented from the action.