GOT COCK.

Carnachias shrugs. "I'll assume you picked something that doesn't piss me off. It'll come down to the later story anyway."

Melanoche takes you by the shoulder and leads you away. "Now It's my turn. We're talking about Monster Power! In theory there are ways you can get multiples of these with the right build, but as a Humiliating Small Goblinoid you're picking one."

Carnachias interrupts, "Aren't you forgetting something?"

"What?"

"You can gain these powers in the Ruyanei! There is a difficult task that will allow you to upgrade yourself, specific to each Monster Power."

"Yes, that. Now then let's begin."

"The 'Dungeon Master' is an upgrade to your Monster Core, making it a Dungeon Core. It will create a structure around you when you spawn into Ruyanei. This structure depends on which family of monsters you belong to, for example, a Goblinoid Dungeon could be a cave system, a ruined castle, or a farm meant for human cattle. This dungeon will produce basic monsters of your type, for example, kobolds if you are draconic, who will defend it and obey your orders. As you grow in power it will earn the ability to create elite units and even boss monsters. You gain a 400% boost to all your stats while within your Dungeon, and the dungeon is indestructible while you live."

"To gain this Monster Power in world you will need to assimilate ten Dungeon Cores that match your Monster Family. Or convince the Ancient Dungeon who is the source of all Dungeons to make a Dungeon Core for you. It'd be a pain in the ass to do."

"There is 'Elemental Infusion'. I will infuse you with the pure power of an element you choose, making you immune to it and augmenting the power of your spells of that element by 1000%. The options are Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Life, ****, Light, and Dark. This storyline is a writing pain in the ass so don't expect it to be fleshed out too much. Probably just Dark for now, but we'll see what people are into."

Carnachias butts in, "I just thought of something! You could pick Light! You'd be immune! Wouldn't that be sick???"

"Shut up Carnachias! Let me do my part!"

"Anyway, to get it naturally you'd have to be exposed to lethal levels of the raw element for weeks. I do not recommend trying that."

"Then there is 'Broodsire'. If you intend to rely on your spawn as minions it might be difficult to mate with a female that does not dilute the strength of your monster blood. With this power you will be able to self-fertilize your eggs and lay the through your dick. Children born this way would be just like you, but without your Monster Power or Class."

"To gain this power you will have to produce at least a thousand offspring that are substantially weaker because of an inferior mother."

Carnachias shouts, "That's really easy!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Anyway yeah she's right."

"Next we have 'Status Effects'...that was supposed to be a placeholder. Oh well. Carnachias and I will sow a strand of our hair into your Core, as we do for all monsters who earn the title of boss. You will be immune to paralysis, poison, petrification, and many other hazardous status effects. You will also be able to inflict all of those status effects on others with touch-based magic."

"If you want to earn this blessing later, you'll need to win a huge victory that makes you worthy in the eyes of other monsters. Like defeated a Great Hero, or destroying a Kingdom."

"We also have 'Timefruit Juice'. When you drink it you will have the blessing of Time, this will give you an extra Action any time you could take an action. It's kinda finicky and I'd advise against taking it, but maybe there's something really cool you can do with magical multitasking."

"There is an Isle where the Timefruit grows, but it is guarded by a powerful and ornery old-timer god."

"Finally we have the 'Final Form' power. To me, the essential skill that separates the noteworthy formt he chaf. THe ability to, when pressed, achieve a temporary evolution. While in Final Form it boosts all stats by 700%. Furthermore, when you have evolved at least seven times, you will gain a second final form which gives 2100% boost to all stats while transformed."

"To achieve this in Ruyanei is simple. Be pushed to the edge of **** hundred of times and your body will draw power from it! This comes from facing opponents of equal or superior strength on a regular basis as only one born in the harshness of Dark could."

Carnachias grins, "So what'll it be?"