Goblinoid

"ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME DIPSHIT?" Carnachias shrieks. "We've lined up all the world's options for you and you're gonna be a fucking Humiliating Small Goblinoid?"

Melanoche puts a hand on her sister's shoulder. "Now now, we picked him for a reason. He's making the decisions, he's coming up with a plan, there are legitimate uses for these options. Don't forget, most Heroes that are defeated are beaten by Humiliating Goblinoids."

Carnachias crossed her arms. "I guess."

"Now have him pick his cocks."

"Right." Carnachias sighed. "Here are your options."

"The 'Essential Package' is just a big human dick. If you have a terminal lack of imagination you can have this. Nothing special about the cum, it's just a cock that fits in a cooch good and breeds well. Your choice, Mr. Vanilla."

"The 'Standard Package' is understated. A hyperweapon worthy of a champion of the Dark, knots and flares added at your discretion. Also, you can choose any number of the following: basic tentacles, tentacles with nubs, tentacles with suction cups, tentacles with need-like injectors, a toxin that causes women's breasts to grow in size, and a toxin that induces lactation. You can improve your cum production up to the point where you can fill a human's digestive tract, resulting in your semen coming out form the other end. Surprisingly nonfatal most of the time."

"The 'Complete Package'. You're a man of culture anon. Multiple dicks of any shape and size, no matter how disproportionate, tentacles of all types and sizes, enough cum to fill swimming pools. It's going to be fun seeing you fuck up humanity with this."

"Then you've got these add-ons. The 'Breeding', 'Mindbreak', and 'Ryona' add-ons."

Melanoche sighs. "Look, I'm gonna break the forth wall for a minute. A lot of this stuff was designed with an RPG format in mind, not a CYOA storyline. Without variables this decision would add 24 separate divergences, and that's not worth it here. So trust the authors to make a good pick, and if you're using this for the RP forum that starts in 2024 just make your own note of what special genital junk you want."

Carnachias pouted at her sister. "Awww, can't I at least describe the add-ons?"

"Sure."

"The 'Breeder' add-on will make your little swimers into gods of the proverbial sea. You can impregnate anything that can be impregnated, almost always having multiple children and your kids will always be born in no more than a month. This stacks with Carnation Conquest and Seeder, multiplying the size of your litters by two and speeding pregnancies you induce to last only a single day. This also allows you to modify your semen so that you can sire any kind of monster, and make a glue-like mating plug after coitus."

"The 'Mindbreak' will use several condensed skills chosen by the God of **** to ravage the mind of your victim until they can no long think about being anything but a meat toilet. Or it can just be aphrodisiacs if you're some some of pussy."

"Finally the 'Ryona' for the discerning monster. Bone barbs in penises and tentacles, flesh melting toxins and aphrodisiacs, bladed tentacles, and anything fun you can imagine."

Melanoche shook her head. "That's kind of fucked up."

"Well duh! That's the point!"

"So I hope you understand why we are smoothing over what is, essentially, a fill-in-the-blank spot on your character sheet with suggestions."