Fred Smith (M), Dark Lord

I am an ordinary 18 year old High School student who reads CHYOA. One day, I was hit by a truck.

The next thing I knew, I found myself falling on top of someone. It was a woman with grey skin, white hair and pointy ears. She was dressed in black leather and several spikes sticking out. I got up to some several humans in the area.

"Okay, where the fuck am I?" I asked.

"What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"Whoa, are you a dark elf?" I asked her.

"What kind of question is that?"

The dark elf fired a flame spell at me but I dodged it. The fireball went into one of the humans accompanying her.

"Fucking hell!" I said.

"I don't know who you are but you're gonna die" said the dark elf.

"Fuck that" I, kicking the dark elf in the clitoris.

The dark elf rolled over in pain. I continued kicking her in the vagina.

"Ow, stop, I surrender" said the dark elf, not wanting to be hit in the pussy anymore.

"Okay, can you tell me what the fuck is going on here?" I asked, "why am I in some fucking catacombs kicking a dark elf chick in the clit?"

"How should I know?"

"Didn't you transport me here after I got hit by that truck."

"No. What's a truck?" asked the dark elf.

"Oh" I said, "well, I think I might be dreaming, which means you're not real so its okay for me to **** you"

"WHAT?!" screamed the dark elf.

"Hey" said one of the human mercenaries, "we can't let you **** the woman who hired us"

"Do I tell you who you and can't **** in your dream?" I asked, "No? Well, then you can't tell me what to do in mine?"

I saw the mercenaries pulling their swords out.

"I can get you the money if you let me **** her" I said.

"Oh, okay" said the lead merc.

I wasted no time in ripping Farsel's clothes off and **** her pussy while she cried and screamed, struggling to free herself from my gasp.

"How long are you gonna be **** her?" the lead merc asked.

"Quiet a while, I've never had a dream this wet" I said.

I turned the dark elf over and **** her asshole.

"Don't stand there, do something" she cried.

After I was done, I searched through the dark elf's belongings for the money she was supposed to pay the mercenaries and left the dark elf laying on the floor, sobbing.

"Its a good thing I don't do that kinda thing in real life" I said, "that would be bad. What is it we're looking for?"

The dark elf was unresponsive so the lead merc spoke.

"One of the last dragons of Arizelle"

"What's a Arizelle?"

"That's the name of this world" the merc said, "how do you not know this?"

"Because I'm not from this world" I said.

The dark elf fired another fire spell at me but I stepped out the way.

"Fuck you" I said.

I ran over to the dark elf and kicked her in the groin again. I then grabbed her and dragged her along with the mercenaries.