Dragon Egg

Quickly, we reached the alter where a massive egg lay.

"Okay, I have to say this dream has made the most sense so far" I said, "lets check for booby traps"

I kicked the dark elf forward. Suddenly the group heard a clicking noise and then...

nothing.

I looked at the arrows on the ground. Apparently the dark elf had stepped on a pressure lad that was supposed to activate an arrow dispenser. Fortunately, nobody had refilled the dispenser. Quickly we approached the egg.

Suddenly the egg hatched and out came something unexpected. The thing that was supposed to be a dragon, turned out to be a young white haired naked woman that appeared to be a cross between a human and a dragon.

She looked human but with white dragon scales and wings growing out her back. Thankfully, her vagina and boobs were clearly human so Fred could fuck without it being totally gross. The lack of a tail meant that anal wouldn't be an issue.

She looked at least 18.

"Daddy" she said, putting her arms round him.

"Dammit, I was expecting an army" said dark elf.

"They're an endangered species" said the lead merc, "we're lucky to be able to find even one"

The dragon girl looked at me.

"Who are these people, daddy?" asked the dragon.

"They're all bad people you need to breath fire on"

"Okay" said the dragon woman who immediately got to work.

She tried to breath fire at the them but found nothing came out. Instead, she just clawed at the mercenaries. The dark elf ran for it. The dragon was too focused on the mercenaries with obvious weapons.

Soon the mercenaries were all dead, though the dark elf had gotten away.

"Okay, cool, I'm gonna loot their corpses" I said.

I went about checking through everyone's things. Ultimately, I just took the sword I thought looked coolest.