Embrace his Portuguese roots

"Hey," said Anna in a consoling tone. "Hey, it's okay! I was just worried about you! That... gift... threw me off guard. You know, maybe I should try to understand you a little better. Is that okay?"

The **** wiped the tears from his eyes and sniffed a little. "Yes. Yes, anything you want, mistress."

Anna raised a hand tentatively, then patted him on the head. "Good boy!" It seemed to soothe him, so she continued. "Now, don't just tell me the answer that you think will make me happy. You have to tell me the truth about how you feel. That's an order."

He looked scared, but he nodded. "Yes, my incredibly beautiful mistress."

"Okay, um, first off, I'm embarrassed to ask this, but... what's your name?"

He looked terrified. "Mistress, you've given me many names! Asslicker, shitstain, jerkboy-"

"HEY!" yelled Anna, suddenly enraged. "I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING TELL ME THE-!" She stopped herself and took a deep breath. The urge to **** him was strong, but she needed to think calmly. In a more controlled tone, she said, "I mean, your given name. You can tell me."

He hesitated, but said, "It's Albert, mistress."

"Okay, good. Now, Albert, why did you get me such a disgusting gift?"

"I was hoping you'd like it. I was hoping you would... use it. I should have known better. We haven't done anything for my needs since high school, and usually I love that, but sometimes I get... other urges. That's why I keep getting you those gifts."

"Gifts?" said Anna. "As in, there are other gifts?"

Albert looked confused, but he tried not to look like he was holding back. "Yes. Usually you just put them in the closet."

Anna looked over her shoulder at her closet. She got up off the bed and went to it, opening the door. She found a box in the back. It was filled with sex toys, mostly geared towards anal play. Everything from paddles to strap-on dildos.

"Albert? Are you part Portuguese?"

"Yes, mistress. My grandfather was Portuguese."