Devise a Plan

The three naked sisters shifted nervously from foot to foot. "Well, we can't just stay here naked!" said Piper.

"Let's call someone," said Phoebe.

"Who?" asked Prue.

"I don't know!" said Phoebe, "a coworker maybe. Ask her to bring some clothes and say we were robbed."

"We could call the police," said Piper, "but what do we say, someone broke in, stole all of our clothes and the sheets off our beds right out from under us, and there are no signs of a break in?"

Prue picked up the phone. "No ring tone, so calling someone is out of the question."

"Who did this?!" said Piper.

"Or more likely what did this?" asked Prue. "No mere human could pull this off."

"I'll go check the Book of Shadows," said Piper. "Keep trying to think of a plan."

Piper headed up to the attic.

Phoebe walked over and picked up her keys she left on the kitchen counter. "I could run to my car and drive somewhere."

"Where, a drive-thru clothing store?"

"I don't know. I'm just thinking!" said Phoebe.

"Maybe one of us could drive to work, hang out in the parking lot, then flag down a female co-worker. She could get some clothes."

"What do we tell her?"

"I don't know. We were locked out naked and our sisters had already left."

"Better than nothing," said Phoebe, "so who gets to make the naked dash to the car?"

"Let's run this by Piper," said Prue. She and Phoebe went upstairs.

Piper was bent over the book.

"Anything?" asked Phoebe.

"No, nothing."

"Well, we have a plan. It's ****, but it's all we can come up with," said Prue. They explained the plan to Piper.

"Who gets to make the mad dash?"

"Odds and evens," said Prue.

"One...two...three... go!"

Prue and Phoebe held out one finger, and Piper held out two. "Damn!" said Piper.

They went downstairs and Piper found her keys in her purse. She clutched her purse to her chest. They opened the front door, and Piper ran to her car. Piper got in her car and put the key in the ignition, but it would not start.

From the house, Prue and Phoebe could hear the Piper's engine try in vain to turn over then they watched Piper start beating on the steering wheel in frustration. "Figure," said Prue.

Piper got out of her car and ran back to the house. Prue went to open the door for her, but she could not open the door.

Piper tried the handle. "Open the door! This is not funny!"

"It's locked!" yelled Prue. She and Phoebe tried to open the door, but it would not budge.

Prue tried her magic to **** it open, but it did not work.

"Oh come on!" yelled Piper.

"It won't open!" yelled Phoebe.

"Try the back!" yelled Prue.

Piper ran to the gate to the backyard, but it was locked.

Prue and Phoebe tried to open the back door, but it would not budge either. They ran back to the front and found Piper crouched on the front porch. "I'm going back to my car!" yelled Piper. She ran to her car but realized she had locked her keys in it.

As Prue and Phoebe looked on helplessly, Piper ran back to the front porch. "I locked the keys in the car! I'm so screwed!"