Descent into debauchery

Josh froze for a second and then his eyes gleamed. It was not a shine of purity or goodness or honor. No. It was a shine of enlightenment.

Although a dark one.

Josh started typing.

{No STDs exist or can appear}

He pressed enter. Then he went to his browser and search for sexually transmitted diseases. No results.

Good.

{Every human female ovulate only once a year on 31st of december}

He pressed enter and checked his browser. Sure thing it was true. Every human in the world had birthday roughly in the same time span and many had on the same date. Although population reduced from 7 billion to around 6, Josh did not care. In fact, it was a good thing that this unintentional consequence happened.

{Every human female have extremely elastic and malleable orifices}

He pressed enter. He did not even bother to look it up, party because he was not finished and he did not want to spoil himself a surprise later on.

{Every human female is bisexual}

Enter.

{Every human male is heterosexual}

Enter.

{Every human male have between 1 and 3 thick cocks}

{Every human male cock ranges between 15 (38) and 20 (51) inches (centimeters) in length}

Enter.

{Every human male cock has a thickness between average male wrist and 1 liter soda bottle}

Enter.

Josh felt a strange sensation between his legs. It felt like a snake slithered itself in his pants and descended up to his knee.

He grinned maniacally.

{Every human male has baseball sized testicle that can ejaculated between 17 (0.5) and 39 (1) ounces (liters)}

Enter.

{Every human refractory period is between 1 and 10 minutes}

He once again felt a slight discomfort between his legs. Now it was due to his sitting position. Josh looked around and discreetly patted his nuts, marveling at how fucking huge they've become. After shifting for a bit and assuming a more comfortable spot he continued.

{Every human have peak physical looks}

Enter.

Josh felt how his whole body... shifted. It was very subtle, like a slight itch, but none the less it was noticeable. He switch to a camera on his phone and snapped a couple of selfies.

Then he gasped.

His appearance did not change. General features were still his. However no he looked like a freaking model. His skin became flawless, hair right on point, slightly blemished teeth were now pearly white, eye color more vivid, etc., etc., etc.

He looked around and once again fell into stupor. Everyone went from ordinary to extraordinary. Every person in the shop and walking outside became drool worthy. Facial features of models, bodies ranging from slender to pornstar. Everything looked natural and as if noone even noticed. Josh guessed that for everyone else all those changes were normal, something they were born with and saw everyday.

This app is a fucking miracle!

He went back to it. He was not finished, not even by a long shot.