Anna calls a friend for courage

Anna punched in Sara's phone number.

"Hi Anna, what's wrong this time?"

The little Asian girl pulled the phone away from her head in shock before asking, "How did you know something was wrong?"

"It's after 11 o'clock. The only time you call this late is when you're freaking out about you and Nate."

"Oh my god," said Anna, "how long have things been bad?"

"Since the beginning, although you usually won't admit it. You jumped into a relationship with the first guy who asked you out after college, of course that's not a good enough relationship. I don't know why your confidence is so low, you're super smart and totally cute, you could land a better guy."

"You always say that," said Anna, glad that some things hadn't changed. "There are literally a billion Chinese girls just like me. You're a redhead with a huge rack. You can take your pick of the hottest guys. Every guy wants you because there's, like, three of you in the whole world."

"Ugh, don't make me explain how ridiculous the male breast fetish is. If I could make every guy in the world prefer your type, I would. Maybe then you'd have the confidence to go after the guy you deserve."

"No, you don't-" Anna stopped short. "I just had an idea. Gotta go!"

"Hold on, I wanted to ask you about that app I sent-" started Sara, but Anna hung up without hearing the question.

In a nearly panicked hurry Anna brought up the 'Rules of the World' app. She quickly made a bunch of changes.

• Men prefer smaller breasts.
• Round, Asian nipples are a huge turn on for men.
• Asians are considered to be the hottest women in the world, with Chinese girls being the hottest of the hot.
• Men think girls with glasses are sexy.
• Men think short girls are sexy. 5'3" is the sexiest height for a woman, much sexier than 5'2" or 5'4"

Anna looked over the list. It was basically a list of all her insecurities, but reversed. If these things were true, she wouldn't have to settle for the nice guy from the office.

Then she realized that there was something else holding her back.

• Nobody expects women to suck cock, men just take it as a gift if the woman is into it.
• All men groom their private parts so the body hair is presentable.

She pressed the button to publish her changes.