Amazon.co.us

Curious, you quickly head over to the computer in the living room and headed over to Amazon. Everything looks completely normal, until you look at the prices: Every item is listed as free. Every book, every computer, video game, dildo, camera...

"Wait...Dildo?" you say out loud. You quickly cover your mouth, glancing nervously at your mother in the kitchen. (She doesn't tolerate bad language or anything inappropriate, and you've gotten grounded for far less than that before.) This time, though, she doesn't respond at all. 'I guess the whole sex **** thing made her loosen up a bit,' you think.

"Anyway, what is this?" you say softly, turning back to the amazon page for something called 'the pussy pulverizer'. "I know I don't exactly search for this normally, but I'm pretty sure they didn't have this before. What the heck, there is an entire category just called 'sex'! It's right between office supplies and shoes!"

"Of course, master," chimes in Amina. "Everything is on the net now, so obviously a large store like Amazon would stock sex slaves and the toys to go with them. As far as your mom knows, that's where you got me."

You look down and notice the 'frequently bought with' list. It's all teenage girls, in every shape and color, nude and in various sexual poses, all marked as free.

"Umm, how much would this normally cost?" you ask Amina, curious.

"Well, a sex **** is normally a pricey item," she replies. "A good one like me (but without the wish granting powers, of course) costs $6000, but you can get lower grade ones for cheaper. If you really want cheap and customized, you can build your own from parts."