?.?) End of the School Year (A Tale of Convenient Censorship)

The following is a series of messages exchanged on Shy Streaker Appreciation, a Dissent server dedicated to Mackenzie Fairbairn and her various misadventures. They have been compiled here for your reading enjoyment.

[#general-mischief]

NotReallyMan: hey yall, hope the moveouts been going smooth for everyone

NotReallyMan: ive been trying to consolidate and organize my mackenzie pics before heading home for the summer (gonna miss that fresh SS content lmao)

NotReallyMan: just curious, does anyone have any pics of her naked in the campus garden?

gfdoko: you'll want to ask this in #pic-requests

gfdoko: NRM, we literally have the channel for that exact reason

NotReallyMan: ah my bad thanks

gfdoko: also please exclusively refer to her as SS or the Shy Streaker in this server

[#pic-requests]

NotReallyMan: hey yall, im looking for pics of SS in the campus garden

NotReallyMan: ive been going through mine and even though ive got like five of them, somehow none of them quite show the full goods, yknow?

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): have you gone through the archives?

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): #grand-pic-archive

NotReallyMan: most of it yeah, thats where i got the five i currently have

NotReallyMan: but somehow in each picture her nips and pussy are like obscured or out of view

NotReallyMan: so i was checking to see if anyone else had some that hadn't been posted here

NotReallyMan: i dont know if shes been through the campus garden that often, all my pics are either from her 9/14 or her 3/23 streaks

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): hm ill check what ive got but idk if ill have anything more than those

NotReallyMan: thanks appreciate it

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): nope didnt take any firsthand pix those days, so all ive got is from the archive

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): lemme ask ssb though, he'll know better than anyone else

Food Enjoyer (exiled from my throne): @SS'sBathwater do you know if SS has run through the garden other than the two times listed above?

SS'sBathwater: Yes, on her April 5th and April 22nd streaks she also passed through the garden. Though the former hardly counts as a voluntary streak.

SS'sBathwater: I suggest checking the albums from those two specific incidents for further pictures.

NotReallyMan: cool thanks dude

[#april-5-archive]

[Among the gallery of seventy-three pictures, three relevant ones to the search at hand can be found.]

[The first is a picture of Mackenzie wearing only a knee-length green skirt. She is being dragged through a beautiful garden quite forcibly by Officer Jack Feldman. While both her arms are seemingly cuffed behind her back, somehow a tree branch and its leaves obscure her left breast from the photographer's view. Her right breast can be clearly seen, except for her nipple, which is obscured by a falling leaf.]

[The second is a picture of Mackenzie taken from the same position, though both she and Jack are a few feet further down the garden path. Her skirt has seemingly become caught on a bush, causing her to jerk to a halt. As a result, her bare chest is out of the photographer's view, courtesy of Jack Feldman's torso.]

[The third is a picture of Mackenzie being pulled along by Jack, even further down the garden path. Her skirt is severely shorter now, showcasing much more thigh. She is visibly resisting his pull, in such a way that her bicep shields her right breast from view. Her left breast is semi-visible, with a falling leaf obscuring her left nipple.]

[#april-22-archive]

[Among the gallery of twenty-two pictures, two relevant ones to the search at hand can be found.]

[The first is a picture of Mackenzie running along the garden path, approaching its center, completely naked. Her arms are crossed over her breasts, but her womanhood is strictly uncovered. However, the water from the small fountain in the center of the garden is arcing just right to shield her womanhood from the photographer's view.]

[The second is a picture of Mackenzie running along the garden path from behind, still completely naked. Her arms are still covering her chest, leaving her entire backside on display. However, once again the water from the small fountain arcs just right to shield her ass from the photographer's view.]

[#pic-requests]

NotReallyMan: bruh this is insane

NotReallyMan: i found five more pics of mackenzie in the garden but its the same thing for those too

NotReallyMan: you cant quite see the goods

NotReallyMan: what a weird coincidence

gfdoko: NRM, if youre not actively requesting pics here please move this to #off-topic-shenanigans

NotReallyMan: oh okay

gfdoko: and again, despite her name being common knowledge at this point, please refer to her as SS or the Shy Streaker

[#off-topic-shenanigans]

NotReallyMan: yall i think ive stumbled onto some kind of weird conspiracy theory

NotReallyMan: (likely just coincidence) but every single pic of SS in the campus garden kind of like, keeps her goods out of view?

Ivbex: what do you mean exactly?

NotReallyMan: here look

[NotReallyMan shares the five pictures described above, plus one from 9/14 and one from 3/23.]

[The first is a picture of Mackenzie fully clothed in leggings and a shirt, though her t-shirt is thoroughly drenched. Despite the shirt's relative transparency, the large outstretched leaf of a sunflower shields her chest from the photographer's view.]

[The second is a picture of Mackenzie wearing nothing but a pair of panties and a gag in her mouth. Despite her toplessness, she has both hands raised over her head, letting her breasts remain fully on display. Yet again, a falling leaf (this time mere inches away from the camera) miraculously shields her bare breasts from the photographer's view.]

Ivbex: what in the

Ivbex: now that's one hell of a coincidence

NotReallyMan: i know right??

NotReallyMan: all of these streaks have other pics/vids where you can see everything, but for some reason none of them take place in the actual garden?

Kevin :3: lol what

Kevin :3: did you like photoshop these dude?

NotReallyMan: no! thats just how they all are i swear

NotReallyMan: i noticed it before and ive been trying to find a pic in the gardens that disproves my theory all night

NotReallyMan: so far no luck...

Ivbex: still not buying it

SS'sBathwater: Most intriguing...

dumpy god III: oh shit! turns out all the Shy Streaker photographers are owned by Big Leaf all along

SS'sBathwater: One moment, let me access the video archives to test your hypothesis.

Ivbex: lmao

NotReallyMan: it honestly feels like that dude

NotReallyMan: i thought maybe it was just the few pics i had

NotReallyMan: but no, idk if we have a single pic of mackenzie in the garden in full view between this whole server

SS'sBathwater: I, unfortunately, have to agree with the hypothesis of @NotReallyMan on this occasion.

SS'sBathwater: Even consulting my private files have turned up nothing revealing "the goods" of SS in the campus garden.

Mudstuffin: quick somone let her now so she can go streak there next lol

Mudstuffin: before we all g ohome

SS'sBathwater: It is a most curious phenomenon. I can't imagine even the Shy Streaker would have the ability to pull this level of tantalizing tease off.

Kevin :3: they definitely fake pics dude

SS'sBathwater: I assure you, they're genuine pictures @Kevin :3 .

SS'sBathwater: The only thing I can't assure you is how on earth these seeming impossibilities came to pass.

SS'sBathwater: Seemingly, the only possible answer is a massive coincidence?

SS'sBathwater: But that would be exceedingly unlikely!

gfdoko: damnit, NRM, you were warned twice already not to refer to her by that name here

NotReallyMan was banned from Shy Streaker Appreciation