(Hypersexual world) Testing the limits

Josh never considered himself the smartest man on the block. Neither did he excel in any physical activity, be it sports, fighting or fucking. Hell no! He was, like a million people before him, an average Joe, a nobody. Meet him on the street and you will forget how he looked the next minute.

However, there was one redeeming feature about Josh. One trait that allowed him to not only become a senior dev in a pretty famous company by the age of 23, but also saved his hide one more than one occasion - being paranoically meticulous about tasks.

After opening this weird app and reading the warning, Josh could not help but feel sceptical. A prank? Some sort of malware? Just a bug? What the fuck is this app?!

So, the most sensible thing to do was to close it, delete it from your phone and run a thorough diagnostics, just in case.

Yeah, the most sensible thing.

Josh tapped his chin a couple of times, deep in thought.

"Hmmm"