About me
- Gender
- Female
- Birthday
- February 13, 1995
- Location
- los angeles
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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masturbate, take pics, shoot hoops
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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other people's diaries
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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satan's tongue
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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god's mouth
- I write erotica because
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the world deserves it
- In conclusion, I am
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Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in BUSINESS MEETING FINGERBLAST ORGY
Before I let you in on what happened last Thursday, I’ll let you in on something else: I’m all business. Always have been. As a kid my favorite game was “Business”. In the game “Business” me and my other child friends would sit a few feet away from each other and pretend-work in...
7 years ago 3,506 Words 3 Likes 1,287 Views -
Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in The Swedish DJs Who Shaved Me Last Winter
I first got into techno music when I was twenty. I’m kind of uptight so it was a huge surprise to me that when Laird took me to this basement techno show in Allston I was totally into it. Laird was my boyfriend for about six weeks. He was like ten years older than me and his car...
8 years ago 5,733 Words 2 Likes 1,305 Views -
Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in Ghost Orgy!
Growing up I used to piss the bed a lot. That’s not a big deal. It’s really not. Mom used to tell me that pissing the bed a lot was something serial killers did but I think that she was just being a bitch. Although I have heard that fun fact from other sources too. But, still, I...
8 years ago 2,513 Words 3 Likes 3,406 Views -
Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in Let's Fill Every Pair of Shoes We Own With Cum
Sharon woke up with a start. She had fallen asleep in her car again. She wiped the sticky drool from her chin. Her neck hurt. She tried to roll it out. Sharon’s neck always hurt after she took naps in her car, a 2001 Saab something or other that used to be her mom’s. It had gotte...
9 years ago 752 Words 4 Likes 1,963 Views -
Sharon Arrives At Home
by ferretslut69
Chapter 2 in Let's Fill Every Pair of Shoes We Own With Cum
Sharon pulled into the driveway of her small home in Los Feliz. She turned off the ignition. Sharon stared into the steering wheel for god knows how long. She felt empty, drained, and sad. She had spent all of therapy talking about her stepdads again and she felt like such a clic...
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Establishing The Rules
by ferretslut69
Chapter 3 in Let's Fill Every Pair of Shoes We Own With Cum
Sharon and Hans sat at the kitchen table together. Sharon sipped from her Diet Coke. Hans tried to sip the strawberry lemonade but it was too sweet for him as well and was making his mouth sticky. “Should we gather all our shoes up and put them in a line?” Sharon asked. Hans con...
9 years ago 124 Words 2 Likes 678 Views -
Sharon and Hans Fill Every Pair of Shoes They Own With Cum
by ferretslut69
Chapter 4 in Let's Fill Every Pair of Shoes We Own With Cum
Hans and Sharon began sensually. Hans moved his face over Sharon’s stomach. His beard making her soft tummy tingle. The stresses of Sharon’s day still lived inside her but she knew after this splooge marathon, she would be relieved. Sharon and Hans were both overwhelmed with the...
9 years ago 2,031 Words 1 Likes 790 Views -
Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in Too Hot Out To Fuck
Being in New Jersey never really worked for me. I only went there when I had to. A visit for Christmas, a visit at some point during the summer to keep my parents happy. It was July and I was spending two weeks in Boonton. I didn’t do much. I woke up at noon. I went for a run unt...
9 years ago 3,355 Words 2 Likes 2,695 Views -
Hoda wiggles
by ferretslut69
Chapter 15 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
At this point, Hoda was really turned on. She started moving her pelvis in small circles, hovering above Harold's swollen crotch. Harold moved his pelvis up towards her's and pushed himself into her. Hoda continued to make tiny circles with her lower half. She pressed back into H...
9 years ago 377 Words 0 Likes 529 Views -
Hoda thinks about something else
by ferretslut69
Chapter 14 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Harold moved his seat back. He moved it back far enough for Hoda to relax her upper body. Hoda leaned forward and kissed Harold on the lips. Her kiss was tender. Her kiss was wet. Her kiss told Harold _I care about you. I want you to smash my tight little socket to pieces but I w...
9 years ago 409 Words 0 Likes 551 Views -
Harold thinks about a dog
by ferretslut69
Chapter 13 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Harold's seat belt slid across his body and made that _whoosh_ sound that seat belts sometimes make when sliding back into their homes. The seat belt got caught under Harold's chin. Harold went to move it, but Hoda stopped him. She leaned forward and bit the seat belt. She bit it...
9 years ago 766 Words 0 Likes 584 Views -
teeth
by ferretslut69
Chapter 12 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda and Harold were sucking mad face. Hoda ran her tongue over Harold's teeth. She loved the way Harold's teeth felt against her tongue. They were hard, like teeth should be, and they were perfectly straight and a nice size. Hoda moaned. Harold attempted to speak while Hoda cont...
9 years ago 333 Words 0 Likes 576 Views -
right under Harold's nose
by ferretslut69
Chapter 11 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
As Hoda screeched her brand new bright red 2016 Honda Fit to a stop and lunged at Harold tongue first, Harold was not expecting any of this so he braced for an accident and screamed. Harold had lived through five (5) terrible car accidents in his life so he was both well versed i...
9 years ago 326 Words 1 Likes 768 Views -
legs, probably
by ferretslut69
Chapter 10 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
At this point, Hoda and Harold were doing an intricate ballet with their fingers and palms, the parts that make up their hands. They were squeezing and releasing, Hoda was sweating profusely from the center of her palms, Harold's hands were shaking like tiny chihuahuas in the col...
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Introduction
by ferretslut69
Chapter 1 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda drove off the lot of the Honda of Downtown Los Angeles in her brand new 2016 Honda Fit. She was leasing the car for $169 / month for 36 months. A pretty good deal she had gotten on account of it being a 2016 model in early January of 2017 and because she is very good at nego...
9 years ago 392 Words 4 Likes 4,008 Views -
Hoda calls Harold
by ferretslut69
Chapter 7 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda decided it might be worth it to call Harold. Maybe his 15 minute travel estimate had been incorrect. Maybe he hadn't even left his house yet. Hoda often told people she'd be somewhere in 15 minutes while in reality she knew it would be about 25 or 30 minutes. This was slight...
9 years ago 313 Words 0 Likes 932 Views -
A text from Harold
by ferretslut69
Chapter 2 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda looked down at her phone. She usually didn't text and drive because it's not safe at all and she's not that great of a driver in the first place, but Hoda had a feeling that the buzzing was a text from her lover Harold. Harold was the same exact age as Hoda, down to the date...
9 years ago 471 Words 1 Likes 1,639 Views -
and stands in front of the window until Hoda notices him
by ferretslut69
Chapter 8 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda stared off into space for about five minutes. She thought about nothing. She felt nothing. She itched at a spot on her arm that she often itched at. It vaguely hurt. For a moment Hoda wondered if she might get skin cancer from doing things like this every now and then. When...
9 years ago 565 Words 0 Likes 892 Views -
"cool"
by ferretslut69
Chapter 3 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Hoda opened the text from Harold. _cool_ Hoda's heart fluttered like a baby butterfly. It _was_ cool. Hoda's brand new bright red 2016 Honda Fit that she was leasing for $169/month (including tax!) for 36 months was very cool. Hoda licked her lips. She tasted the sour gummy wor...
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Hoda looks through Harold's instagram.
by ferretslut69
Chapter 6 in Dry Humped To In My 2016 Honda Fit
Harold texted Hoda again. _be there in about 15ish? _ Fifteen minutes wouldn't be too long, Hoda thought. She opened Instagram which was an app she often used to pass the time. For a moment, Hoda was afraid that she had forgotten what Harold looked like. They had been lovers fo...
9 years ago 468 Words 0 Likes 957 Views
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