About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- October 26
- Location
- At my desk writing smut
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Go dancing in the dark, walking through the park, and reminiscing.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Cereal boxes - they help me predict the future.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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That's a hard one (pun intended.) Fuckrod.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Quimsicle. Get it?
- I write erotica because
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I like writing. I like sex themes. No brainer really.
- In conclusion, I am
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Bored enough to waste efforts on boner material.
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Author's Note
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Warped World
Author's note: Hello all, I appreciate that you decided to fap to my nonsense. This is a first story for me, so I'm on a learning curve - I don't mind structured critiques, encouragement, requests and of course - comments and likes (especially comments; they help direct my though...
3 years ago 172 Words 11 Likes 2,360 Views -
So very VERY fucked
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 13 in Happy Family
Sam walked down the newly constructed stairway – not a single creak; that’s good workmanship! As she descended she heard her darling Uncle explaining the entertainment for the night. “All right boys, listen up. I’ve arranged for some… special entertainment tonight.” She heard a...
6 years ago 1,424 Words 14 Likes 3,006 Views -
Walking the hallways
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 15 in Happy Family
After being thoroughly reamed by Mrs. Kirkpatrick - Sam decided to head out into the hallway in her post orgasmic bliss; hair in a frazzled mess and her clothes in a state of serious disarray. Still boningly hot, but obviously the recipient of a good dicking to anyone that looked...
7 years ago 1,016 Words 26 Likes 4,045 Views -
Yay? I guess?
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 8 in Warped World
It's too late now! She pulls your pants down in a quick deft motion bringing the fabric to messy crumple by your knees. "Oh {first\_name}... you didn't have your morning orgasm yet?" she coos lustily while rubbing her adorable cheek into your inner thigh. She breathes in deeply...
7 years ago 356 Words 25 Likes 2,857 Views -
Tell her the deal (and some advice)
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
"Hey there uh, what's your name?" I ask trying to be as nonchalant as possible to this already spooked civilian. The troll leans into the eavesdrop on the conversation. I glare at him. "Hey buddy, I didn't promise you could listen in. Have some respect for privacy!" "Lahgrok" h...
7 years ago 522 Words 1 Likes 320 Views -
Author's Note
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Hey folks, This is only my second story - I think I'd like to try my hand at a different genre from my last. But given my inexperience I still don't know how to write something that will please the crowd. That's where you come in; I need your help to write fun stuff. If you read...
7 years ago 172 Words 1 Likes 485 Views -
Use the rulebook, reason with him.
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 5 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Trolls are creatures of the dark - but they are also sticklers for word games and deals. I can use this to my advantage. "Put her down, gently." I order him as I flap open my coat and flash my Moonsquad badge. "Turubahk griek nav tolok..." he grumbles in a grating scratchy voic...
7 years ago 487 Words 1 Likes 399 Views -
Guns blazing - get there faster!
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 4 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
"SOMEBODY HELP MEEE! PLEEEAAAS-" her scream is cut short. Fuck. I gotta get there and I gotta get there NOW. Fuck it, I'm going in the direct way. I reach down to my waist and pull out my pistol. She's a beauty - sexy six cylinder Single Action Army with silver casings and holy...
7 years ago 377 Words 0 Likes 419 Views -
Chase her down
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 3 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Shit. If I let her go, HQ will grill me six ways to Sunday. I better catch her. I take off after her as fast as I can but her lithe frame makes catching up a tricky task. She peeks over her shoulder at me and a face of abject horror washes over her cute boyish face. She faces for...
7 years ago 352 Words 0 Likes 534 Views -
Open my eyes
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
The walls blur past in rapid speed like riding a train and watching all the landmarks flash by. My stomach starts to turn, I never did like teleporting. Then suddenly it stops. Left. Nothing but a dirty cracked tile wall smothered in graffiti. It reads "ASSTASTIC." I crack a sm...
7 years ago 317 Words 0 Likes 652 Views -
Introduction
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 1 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
_TP TP TP TP_ I glance out the window. It's raining. It's always fucking raining around here. I pick up my hat from the desk and trundle towards the office door; it's about time to clock out for the day. _TIING!_ It's the phone. Well, not a phone per se - it's more of an inte...
7 years ago 629 Words 1 Likes 1,507 Views -
'Pussy Nectar'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Warped World
Your head swims in a haze - you know what you're about to do is wrong... but damn if it doesn't feel good! Your mom lovingly cradles your face deeper into the crevice of her cleavage, 'I could smother to here and be happy...' you think privately as you continue to work her...
7 years ago 558 Words 27 Likes 4,050 Views -
You can't wait. Suck him like a juice packet.
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Warped World
'Fuck it' you tell yourself. 'Fuck it all. I don't care why or how... I'm going to suck my dad's dick.' You grip at his light trousers and pull them down in a hurry - and that's when it hits you. Literally. Your father's heavy thick cock drops out from behind the thin material a...
7 years ago 428 Words 27 Likes 5,930 Views -
'Traditional'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 7 in Warped World
You start to see little dancing stars in your eyes, your head begins to float off of your shoulders, and your lower abdomen jerks and convulses violently - this is going to be a huge fucking load. You contemplate pulling out - after all, despite going balls deep in your own moth...
7 years ago 699 Words 51 Likes 6,904 Views -
'From whence you came!'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Warped World
This 'dream' was perfect. Everything about it right now was surreal and abstractly beautiful - you want to make the most of your time before you wake up from this 'dream.' You hope it's a dream... after all, your mom wouldn't REALLY beg you to fuck her... would she? You brush the...
7 years ago 591 Words 52 Likes 8,395 Views -
'Wetter is better'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 7 in Warped World
You're horny. You're ready to slam mommy dearest's ass. But... it would probably feel better if she were completely slick and receptive to your anal . You look around at your parent's nightstand but can't seem to find any appropriate lube. Your mother notices your desperat...
7 years ago 595 Words 31 Likes 4,773 Views -
'Goin' in dry!'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 7 in Warped World
You can't wait minute longer, your balls ache painfully as you stare at your mom's tantalizingly thick ass. 'I did cover it in spit' you reason as you pull your mom's hips close to you. You hope your oral rimming was enough lubrication for both you. The need to rut her peach shap...
7 years ago 385 Words 22 Likes 4,594 Views -
'Oral Support'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Warped World
This opportunity can't be wasted - you want to live out this dream to the fullest before you wake up; your lips still burn from your mom's heated kiss... imagine those same lips on your swollen dick! You stroll over to your parent's bed and seat yourself down before patting the...
7 years ago 789 Words 24 Likes 3,948 Views -
'You heard the man, show him'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 5 in Warped World
His hot breath scratches into your ear pleasurably - leaving a little tingle down your spine; kinda like when you're cleaning your ears and that sensation ripples through your body. Like that, except way hotter. You don't really know how to respond to dad's request - your body is...
7 years ago 347 Words 37 Likes 5,352 Views -
'Oral Fixation'
by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 9 in Wet Dreams
'Her soft thick lips would probably be a dream to kiss' you think offhandedly while staring down this gorgeous French beauty in front of you. She cocks her thin pointed chin to the side and fixes her glittering green-blue gaze at you. "Hello? John? Still with me John?" she asks,...
7 years ago 1,003 Words 40 Likes 5,411 Views
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