Warped-Wrist
Narrative Architect
- Warped-Wrist was last seen:
- 3 weeks ago
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- October 26
- Location:
- At my desk writing smut
- Homepage:
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Go dancing in the dark, walking through the park, and reminiscing.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Cereal boxes - they help me predict the future.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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That's a hard one (pun intended.) Fuckrod.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Quimsicle. Get it?
- I write erotica because
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I like writing. I like sex themes. No brainer really.
- In conclusion, I am
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Bored enough to waste efforts on boner material.
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Author's Note by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Warped World
Author's note: Hello all, I appreciate that you decided to fap to my nonsense. This is a first story for me, so I'm on a learning curve - I don't mind structured critiques, encouragement, requests and of course - comments and likes (especially comments; they help direct my though...
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So very VERY fucked by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 13 in Happy Family
Sam walked down the newly constructed stairway – not a single creak; that’s good workmanship! As she descended she heard her darling Uncle explaining the entertainment for the night. “All right boys, listen up. I’ve arranged for some… special entertainment tonight.” She heard a...
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Walking the hallways by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 15 in Happy Family
After being thoroughly reamed by Mrs. Kirkpatrick - Sam decided to head out into the hallway in her post orgasmic bliss; hair in a frazzled mess and her clothes in a state of serious disarray. Still boningly hot, but obviously the recipient of a good dicking to anyone that looked...
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Yay? I guess? by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 8 in Warped World
It's too late now! She pulls your pants down in a quick deft motion bringing the fabric to messy crumple by your knees. "Oh {first\_name}... you didn't have your morning orgasm yet?" she coos lustily while rubbing her adorable cheek into your inner thigh. She breathes in deeply...
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Tell her the deal (and some advice) by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 6 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
"Hey there uh, what's your name?" I ask trying to be as nonchalant as possible to this already spooked civilian. The troll leans into the eavesdrop on the conversation. I glare at him. "Hey buddy, I didn't promise you could listen in. Have some respect for privacy!" "Lahgrok" h...
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Author's Note by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Hey folks, This is only my second story - I think I'd like to try my hand at a different genre from my last. But given my inexperience I still don't know how to write something that will please the crowd. That's where you come in; I need your help to write fun stuff. If you read...
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Use the rulebook, reason with him. by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 5 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Trolls are creatures of the dark - but they are also sticklers for word games and deals. I can use this to my advantage. "Put her down, gently." I order him as I flap open my coat and flash my Moonsquad badge. "Turubahk griek nav tolok..." he grumbles in a grating scratchy voic...
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Guns blazing - get there faster! by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 4 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
"SOMEBODY HELP MEEE! PLEEEAAAS-" her scream is cut short. Fuck. I gotta get there and I gotta get there NOW. Fuck it, I'm going in the direct way. I reach down to my waist and pull out my pistol. She's a beauty - sexy six cylinder Single Action Army with silver casings and holy...
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Chase her down by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 3 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
Shit. If I let her go, HQ will grill me six ways to Sunday. I better catch her. I take off after her as fast as I can but her lithe frame makes catching up a tricky task. She peeks over her shoulder at me and a face of abject horror washes over her cute boyish face. She faces for...
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Open my eyes by Warped-Wrist
Chapter 2 in Moonsquad: Paranormal Police
The walls blur past in rapid speed like riding a train and watching all the landmarks flash by. My stomach starts to turn, I never did like teleporting. Then suddenly it stops. Left. Nothing but a dirty cracked tile wall smothered in graffiti. It reads "ASSTASTIC." I crack a sm...
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