Philip Screwdriver

Really Really Experienced

Philip Screwdriver was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: February 29, 1903

Location:: A half-step behind you and to your right

Homepage:: Hint: ends in .onion

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that anything I say might tend to incriminate me.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: cookbooks

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: not as much fun as having my tongue buried in one

I write erotica because: it's what I happen to be doing at the moment.

In conclusion, I am: inconclusive.