About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- February 29, 1903
- Location
- A half-step behind you and to your right
- Homepage
- Hint: ends in .onion
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that anything I say might tend to incriminate me.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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cookbooks
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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not as much fun as having my tongue buried in one
- I write erotica because
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it's what I happen to be doing at the moment.
- In conclusion, I am
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inconclusive.
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