Philip Screwdriver
Senior Author
- Philip Screwdriver was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- February 29, 1903
- Location:
- A half-step behind you and to your right
- Homepage:
- Hint: ends in .onion
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
-
respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that anything I say might tend to incriminate me.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
-
cookbooks
- My favorite word for "penis" is
-
cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
-
not as much fun as having my tongue buried in one
- I write erotica because
-
it's what I happen to be doing at the moment.
- In conclusion, I am
-
inconclusive.
-
Servicing the Tenants by Philip Screwdriver
The job: take care of the building and keep the tenants happy. The challenge: a building full of horny women, from cock-hungry 18-year-olds to cock-deprived MILFs. The commitment: go above and beyond the call of booty to keep everyone satisfied with your work.
- 5,447 Likes
- 2,023,368 Views
- 81 Chapters Deep
- English
- Erotic Couplings
- 1st Person, Male
