Philip Screwdriver
Senior Author
- Philip Screwdriver was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- February 29, 1903
- Location:
- A half-step behind you and to your right
- Homepage:
- Hint: ends in .onion
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that anything I say might tend to incriminate me.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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cookbooks
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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not as much fun as having my tongue buried in one
- I write erotica because
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it's what I happen to be doing at the moment.
- In conclusion, I am
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inconclusive.
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CHYOA Favorite
Received 5,000 likes on published content.
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Crowd Magnet
Received 2,500 likes on published content.
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Rising Favorite
Received 1,000 likes on published content.
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Branch Architect
Published 250 chapters.
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Scene Crafter
Published 10 chapters.
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Regular Commenter
Posted 50 comments.
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Conversation Starter
Posted 10 comments.
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Prolific Writer
Published 100 chapters.
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Beloved Author
Received 500 likes on published content.
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Page Turner
Received 250 likes on published content.
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Steady Writer
Published 30 chapters.
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Fan Favorite
Received 100 likes on published content.
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First Story
Published first story.
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Crowd Pleaser
Received 25 likes on published chapters.
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First Like
Received first like on a published chapter.
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First Chapter
Published first chapter.
