About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- June 22
- Location
- Florida
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read erotica
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Watch movies
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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It's hard to find what I like.
- In conclusion, I am
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Completely normal.
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Nelson Lays Low
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 3 in Bullshitman
Nelson and Kendra arrived back at their office not much more than an hour after they had left it, though the former was no longer looking like a thrift shop frequenter, with his perfectly tailored suit. "So, how did it go?" Todd asked, sounding bemused at even asking. "Total no...
5 days ago 2,160 Words 6 Likes 207 Views -
Multi-versal Branch: A Different(?) Beginning
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Bullshitman
Disclaimer: This is an alternate multiversal branch of Bullshitman, written with the permission of the original author, CHYOA user Tonyrolo. I’m using the “spaghetti model” of multiverse theory, meaning that the story may be similar or near-identical in some portions, certain eve...
5 days ago 2,003 Words 8 Likes 268 Views -
At Jennifer's Office
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 52 in Bullshitman
“That sounds like a fantastic idea, mom!” Phoebe responded, as she sat up, the bedding falling to her waist, exposing her body. “Could you suggest he come speak in some of my classes too?” “I'll suggest it. I'm sure he's very busy, what with his upcoming campaign.” Jennifer, st...
3 weeks ago 621 Words 3 Likes 340 Views -
Spinoff: What's happening away from the main story, probably
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 51 in Bullshitman
Representative Jennifer Bradley, from Florida, had narrowly won her seat in the house in the 2020 election through a moral campaign focused on education and the nuclear family. Somewhat ironically, her husband had left not long after her victory, leaving her to look after her tee...
1 month ago 806 Words 2 Likes 421 Views -
Introduction
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 1 in Earth-4433 (Open)
This alternate earth has 4 biological genders: Arel (masculine body frame with male sex organs), Arella (masculine body frame with female sex organs), Emon (feminine body frame with male sex organs), and Emari (feminine body frame with female sex organs). Procreation still requi...
2 months ago 272 Words 1 Likes 2,142 Views -
An Alternate Branch: The Nude Headlines
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 44 in Bullshitman
“Here are your first Nude Headlines: All states in the U.S. have repealed indecent exposure laws for women after MULTIPLE studies by ivy league universities reveal that a constant state of nudity is more than 200% healthier than wearing clothes; these studies have been corroborat...
2 months ago 985 Words 10 Likes 590 Views -
Bonus Chapter: When Kayleigh Met Charlie
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 24 in Bullshitman
Kayleigh knocked on the door - it was bigger than she had expected. She hadn’t seen Joey in a few days, so she wanted to catch up. He hadn’t invited her over, she just showed up. But Joey didn’t answer the door. Instead, a beautiful blonde woman opened the door. “Can I help you...
5 months ago 848 Words 30 Likes 1,285 Views -
Women experience estrus, not menstruation
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Changing the Rules
Josh was not convinced this was real, but he wanted to experiment. As he considered his choices, he didn't just want to type "all girls are naked," nor did he want to just swap gender roles; he'd heard enough complaining about 'male-privilege,' and whether it was real or not, he...
1 year ago 139 Words 59 Likes 8,022 Views -
Add some voyuerism to everyday life.
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Changing the Rules
Josh didn't bother looking through any rules, but just started typing. 1- It is standard practice that women's restrooms and locker rooms have windows looking into them from several angles. This is seen as normal. 2-a- When women enter the restroom, it is completely normal expe...
2 years ago 153 Words 36 Likes 9,945 Views -
Women don't pee?
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Toilets in an Alternate Reality
In this reality, women have no mental concept of "I need to pee;" their bladders fill like normal and they do still urinate, but women are incontinent and are always surprised and caught off guard when the liquid suddenly spills out of them. They don't know why it happens, they j...
2 years ago 63 Words 6 Likes 1,763 Views -
Bathroom rules
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Changing the Rules
Josh flipped through the rules and found the area he was looking for. "Whenever possible, all humans should urinate in toilets or otherwise designated areas." Josh changed his rule to only indicate human males, and added the following sub-rule. "Human women are to pee from a s...
7 years ago 74 Words 48 Likes 59,108 Views -
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in Changing the Rules
Josh looked at the list of rules and found a rule pertaining to the most basic aspect of human anatomy. -_Typical biological males have a penis and testicles, while typical biological females have a vulva and vagina. Only men can sire children, while women carry the gestatio...
8 years ago 248 Words 75 Likes 96,100 Views -
Adam, a 20 something living at home
by TheWeirdKing
Chapter 2 in I am X Almighty!
It was Adam's 26th birthday. Twenty-six was his favorite number (one of his favorite sports stars wore that jersey number), so he looked forward to this birthday. He had no reason to believe it wouldn't be exceptional. His mom made a cake and put novelty "2" and "6" candles on it...
9 years ago 1,489 Words 22 Likes 6,628 Views
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